29 photos in galleryThis is the promo shot they used between back-to-back episodes, encouraging us to stay tuned. What they NEEDED to do was just do a giant close-up of Hagman and let everyone else float around behind him, like on one of those weirdly water-colored commemorative plates done in lead paint so that you can’t eat off his face.
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The promo shot is hurting my eyes. It’s typical lazy orange/teal contrasting which, once you notice how often it is used in tv and movies, you can’t stop seeing everywhere. It’s easy and lazy and so, so boring.
Jesse Metcalf and Hagman’s brows are my favorite characters on this show. Well, on YOUR show. I never watch TV, but you guys are immensely better anyway.
This is going to be my favorite GFY recap series of the year. I just hope the clothes get more crazy. Whither the caftans and turbans?
I bet you the Kardooshians use that for next year’s Xmas card!
I can’t look too long at Jesse Metcalf – he looks exactly like former Red Sox GM Theo Epstein. Altho I doubt Theo has those abs.
Well, the soap opera that’s been showing at 4 Yawkey Way since last September has had almost as much back-stabbing as an episode of Dallas, so there’s that. Way to go, Lucchino. Alienate the best G.M./manager combination IN TEAM HISTORY and trash their reputations while you’re at it. But at least Tito and Theo escaped with their lives. Poor Ben Cherington had to stay.
And I’m not some snarky resident of the 718 area code just stirring up trouble. The Sox are my first and best sports-love.
ah! jesse metcalf! i hardly knew ye, what with not watching Passions or Desperate Housewives…but I DID catch the horrible, terrible, no good, very bad “Chase” that was on Hulu briefly, and behold! you are Luke Watson! Phew. bless you, wiki. and bless YOU, Heather, for shining a Dallasian light on a very dark, dark day.
You know, the men look pretty accurate for Texas. The women look ridic, but this IS Dallas, so that’s fine.
I could just stare at Larry Hagman for an hour!
Okay, having gone over to TNT’s site and watched the first two episodes, I have a few notes:
Brenda Strong, please do not EVER consider any sort of plastic surgery. I love your delicate laugh lines, subtle crows feet and minor forehead wrinkles. Your face looks lovely, radiant, and glorious. I can only hope my face looks as good as yours does in the 10 years or so it will take me to be your current age. Bravo to you for skipping fillers, and if you’ve had work done, your surgeon is masterful. And whoever is doing your wardrobe for this show? They are really making you look Tremendous.
Ditto for Linda Gray, who looks incredible at 71. She and Helen Mirren must trade beauty secrets or something.
As much as the wardrobe people love Brenda Strong, I think they must hate Julie Gonzalez. Gorgeous girl, unflattering clothes.
As for the show – do they really thing Josh Henderson can raise himself to the same slimy levels of vintage J.R. Ewing? Puhleeeze. Larry Hagman is still magnificently malevolent, 30-odd years later. His eyebrows alone deserve the Emmy.
You know how Eric Braden / Victor Newman is The Mustache? Larry can be The Eyebrows.
Yes! Perfect. Body-part names for fictional characters. Wait, would Larry or J.R. be The Eyebrows? I don’t know, but this theme could really take off.
Great work Heather! Cliff is actually returning the next episode and I agree Sue Ellen looks great. JR is still great and this episode had that classic 80s cliffhanger,
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Oh Heather, you and Hagman’s eyebrows have given me so much to look forward to now that Mad Men is over for the season.
Heather! I Googled Ken Kercheval and found that the revamped “Dallas” is in his list of credits… so he’ll show up sooner or later!