Fug the Show: Gossip Girl


Blair Waldorf is pregnant and marrying a prince, so Blair Waldorf has traded headbands for tiny hats and fascinators. Of course. All royal brides wear them. How did I not see this coming? Join me for the hats, stay for the view of what the hell the show is doing to Serena’s pelvic region.

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  1. Pink Coat
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    The atrocious orange dress with a giant orange boob bow is ATROCIOUS! That is all.

  2. Mouse
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    Slide 12 – Serena looks like Cat Deeley. That is all.

  3. Karen
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    Absurd! Everyone KNOWS that THIS is what you wear for blogging in bed:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NVhWKN5ecno/TaTSdnqeVrI/AAAAAAAAG6Y/of6lZyhYmmw/s1600/Harlow2.JPG

    Jean Harlow shows how it’s done.

  4. Lina
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    Blair Waldorf: (not remotely) secret Kate Middleton fangirl.

  5. Creative
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    Thank you for an entertaining blog.
    Even though I am a grown man I love Gossip Girl and the fashion.

    Have a look at my blog if you like.

    http://killerforfashion.blogspot.com/

  6. Carol
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    A non-negotiable rule of style: Your necklace should never be longer than your hem. (This means you, Serena.)

  7. Christine
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    I’m just delighted not to see Blakes hair look stringy and unbrushed like it normally does when it’s down (picts 11-13)

  8. Lakaribane
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    I actually checked online and the actor is a real live Frenchman (do I sound like I hunt hexagonal pray for a living or what? LOL)

    I’m finding all the outfits strangely both quaint and outré at the same time. Did she always used to wear so much orange and yellow? This series has only just begun running locally here (I suspect from DVDs) so I am discovering the “body of work” of these actresses I’ve been seeing for so long here.

  9. Eliza Bennett
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    In the first couple of slides, isn’t that the same shirt Lemon had on in Hart of Dixie? Maybe there are budget problems at the CW on the DL and they had to raid the same high school theater department closet.

  10. Hel
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    Blair outfits have been terrible lately. It’s like she’s trying to dress the way she thinks modern princesses dress and it ends up just being old, unflattering and just plain ugly.
    As for Serena, I couldn’t bear the view of this way-too-long and cheap looking necklace.

  11. vandalfan
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    Are you sure that’s not how you Fug Gals blog, reclining, perfectly coiffed, in your immaculate boudoirs? ‘Cuz that’s how I imagine you.

  12. khenke
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    Heather, you critiqued Serena’s hip curtains, flesh panels, and vagina french doors, but not the tiny pink ribbon she had tied around her ratty ass ponytail…I thought you would have a field day with that.

  13. Breda
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    I agree in re Serena’s hair. But then, I think this is how my mother thinks my hair looks, when my hair is much less fabulous and a lot more fluffy-wavy, so I’m also a little jealous.

  14. Ann
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    Squee! I <3 this show so so much. It's ridiculous and it knows it. I am so thrilled you fugged it!

    Serena's 70s hair was basically the best her hair has ever looked on Gossip Girl. It's weird, because she has beautiful real-life hair. Do you remember Vanessa's bird's nest hair? And Jenny's… well, it wasn't even *hair.* It was, like, dozens of My Little Pony tails glued to her head. Dan currently appears to be attempting to camouflage a giant tumor or something with his poufy flowbie hair-do. Clearly, whoever does the hair on this show should have their curlers taken away and immediately shown the door.

  15. Sajorina
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    I stopped watching this show when it started getting ridiculous, so I can’t tell you exactly when that was, but I miss the fashion because it was and still is always entertaining! And, God knows the best thing about “Gossip Girl” is Blair Waldorf, so it’s kind of disheartening to see dressing so fuglily and I’m consternated by the current plot… OMG!!!

  16. ChristieLea
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    My grandma’s old patio umbrella from the 70s had the exact same print as Blair’s yellow flowered number there. Enough said.

  17. Lis
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  18. Mary
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    You should dedicate a slide to Chuck Bass’s green socks – http://nowhitenoise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/477.jpg

  19. segf
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    http://mcaf。ee/6bas9
    Merry christmas!!!