This is supposed to be on VanityFair.com, except clearly they couldn't use the logo or anything, so it's just... plain. As is the text. I know someone probably had about an hour to come up with a reasonable fake Blair Waldorf piece, but if you're going to have a character who's supposedly a great writer, you'd better be able to deliver if you have to show his work. This piece is the worst: "Blair has faces. She has different faces." Thank you for clarifying, or else clearly I'd have thought you meant Blair had a bunch of the exact SAME faces, like she ordered them on an As Seen On TV deal where they throw in ten more of the exact same thing for one easy payment of 14.99.