“If you thought my unexpected Cinderella showing in this year’s Fug Madness was exciting, then get ready for 2012:
“I’M COMING FOR YOU, FUG NATION.”
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Comments (32):
those might be the ugliest shoes I have ever seen. they made me cringe so hard.
Why is he even newsworthy anymore? What has he done? Stop taking pictures of him, it hurts the eyes!
Just like Pete Wentz, this guy accentuates his most unflattering feature: his oversized head. Also, did he rob an old lady for that cardigan on her way to high tea?
Who is this creature?
I had the same question as Laura! Is he still relevant, a term I am using loosely? Did he ever have anything more than a mildly successful single and a semi-famous girlfriend or two?
I love that he’s at a T-Mobile Sidekick party and carrying an iPhone. Didn’t even think, “hey, maybe I’ll just slip this into my pocket while I’m on the red carpet and thousands of pics are being taken…”
Nope.
O.M.G. I’m pretty sure everything he is wearing is woman’s clothing, aside from thous things on his feet. WHAT ARE THEY?!?!?!?!
If the term “douchenozzle” is ever officially listed in the dictionary, this is the picture that will appear beside the entry.
My, what a big head you have.
My proportionator must be broken. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN’S HEAD AND BODY PROPORTIONS? Also, that hair!! What year is it? I feel like this is an “Emperor’s New Clothes” type of experiment, and I’m not buying it. Foolish.
Heh, he must have bought my 1980s Ann Taylor sweater from the Goodwill
@ Minutiae, coffee out the nose on that one! Douchenozzle, love it. What IS up with his proportions? It’s like looking at one of those wavy circus mirrors. Do guys not understand that the skinnier and tighter the jeans, the more your feet look like scuba fins? Big feet does not equal big anything else, give it up.
WOW!!!!!! His head is so big.
Oh pleeze. I just ate!
Jeebus look at those feet, was he trying to match them up to his forehead or something?
………………Who?
He was kind of awesome to behold during Fug Madness though… whoever he is.
he’s like the villian in the Incredibles with the sticky up hair. only worse.
Between his long face, tall hair, and droopy jacket, Ryan’s legs look totally stumpy. One more go with the spray tan and he’ll have his Oompa Loompa transformation complete.
You again, Sockethead Grease Monkey.
I’ve been looking for my black & white coat everywhere.
That is the last time YOU’RE ever coming over for pizza & “Frontline”, you bastard.
Whoa, that hair (and I’m sure the angle of the photo doesn’t help either) makes his head look a bad acid trip! Don’t these people have stylists?
Sweet merciful Lord, Fug Nation, I thought I had crushed this guy under my shoes already. Is he actually a cockroach? That seems strangely believable.
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How are his head and feet so huge while the rest of him is so wee? It is perplexing.
I have to agree about his general lack of relevance, though. Surely there are some guys with actual careers who can be fugged or fabbed?
But the Incredibles villain- boy did not wear swim fins. The thing that stinks this up most, however, are the tats. Or it it the Minnie Mouse jacket, or his sister’s necklaces and her too-long tank top? Or the narrow set eyes and light-socket coiffure?
Why does his head look SOOO big? He’s like a bobble head with pointy toes.
Could we get a heads up when we’re going to scroll into one of these pictures, like a NSFW thing? Because you can’t see it coming until it’s too late. Just one moncheechee alert, and all is good.
His face/hair reminds me of Richard Simmons. I actually like the shoes, but not with the super skinny jeans.
Wow. His head is MASSIVE!!!
There is nowhere for the eyes to land that is not fug!
I initially thought Tim Burton must have gotten ahold of this photo and Red Queened him, but alas–that seems to be his real head.
he looks like a lifesize bobble head doll. His head is way to big for that hair cut and his body is way to small for his head.
it looks like one of those billboard things with the cut-out hole that you put your face in.