This starts in one place and lands in another:

Behold what we’re about to see in the CW’s reboot of Pride and Prejudice — they’re calling it Uptight and Judgmental, and they reworked it so that Mr. Darcy is now the leader of a standoffish dance crew.  Drunkface McCord — who hardly ever looks drunkfaced anymore — plays Elizabeth Bennet, obviously bringing Regency-period fierceness tempered with contemporary realness. It’s going to be TERRIBLE.