This is INTRIGUING:

Country Strong Premiere With Gwyneth Paltrow And Tim McGraw

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if you stuck a half-eaten sugar cookie into the top of your ballgown to save it for later, now you know — that is, if you eat gold-dipped sugar cookies, which I assume everyone does. Hang on, I have to refill my coffee cup with liquid platinum.

Okay, I’m back. Let’s look at the rest of this hot macrame mess.


Country Strong Premiere With Gwyneth Paltrow And Tim McGraw

You know, just because it says “Marc Jacobs” on it, that doesn’t magically make it stop looking like you sewed together two window treatments from the adventurously-designed apartment of a particularly wacky yoga teacher circa 1978.