Fugalicious

Dude,  here’s the thing. When your outfit very obviously doesn’t zip, you have some choices:

They are:

a) GET A BIGGER SIZE

or

b) Have it altered to place the extra fabric on the SIDES so YOU CAN ZIP IT

or

c) Wear a jacket.

Notice what’s missing on that list? “Pose for pictures in a dress that’s obviously been half-assedly altered to fit.” The only reason I can think for doing this is if you want to stir up some rumors that you are a) Knocked Up, or b) Losing Ye Olde Marbles.

You haven’t even seen the front yet:

That Felix the Cat in a little too close to bursting out of her crotch for my personal taste — I take no issue with whimsy, but it’s a bit too on the nose (or on another body part, ahem) — and that bow is ridiculous unless you’ve just come from the set where you’re playing the car in Lexus Christmas commercial.

In short: Girl, what were you thinking?

And in poll: