6 photos in gallery“LISTEN UP, IT’S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE’RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY, BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO I’M PULLING MY THESAURUS OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO IT WE WILL DELVE I HOPE SANTA AND HIS ELVES ARE WATCHING US IMPROVE OURSELVES AND AW HELL, Y’ALL, I MADE A RHYME WITH TWELVE. I AM THE MASTER. BUT NOT THAT CRAZY CULT KIND OF MASTER FROM THE MOVIE. I AM REAL HAPPY JOAQUIN PHOENIX GOT A BEST ACTOR NOMINATION FOR THAT BUT I THINK PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN WAS THE BOMB AND IT WAS HIS YEAR, MAN, WHAT IS THIS ‘SUPPORTING ACTOR’ MALARKEY? HE IS THE BREAST, NOT THE BRA, Y’ALL. BUT THAT’S GOOD JOAQUIN, YOU GO HAVE YOUR MOMENT. IT’S COOL. I MEAN, NOT FOR PHILIP, BUT WHATEVER. SLEEP TIGHT. TWELVE.”
[PHOTOS: AWESOME FUGNATIONAL @CARISSATOPS WHO TOOK PICTURES OFF HER TV OF YOUR BELOVED KANYE WEEZY. OH, AND ALSO ONE FROM INF DAILY.]
Comments (31):
Ohhhhhhh myyyyy. That is…….I don’t know exactly what, but it certainly IS.
That was my thought. I was like so much to say … but I don’t know what it is.
He has been wearing the skirt-with-leather-leggings since the Watch the Throne tour. That’s all I can say in his defense.
Interesting. I didn’t see any of that tour. Oh Kanye.
He looks really hot (as in warm and sweaty), which one would be in a hoody sweatshirt and leather!
As always, PROPS to Heather for KAPSY rap.
“He is the breast, not the bra” is probably my favorite line ever!
Aw, they had to make use of their rejected outfits from the Kardashian Kristmas Card somehow!
The pic of the all-white, confused and slightly put-off audience is kind of awesome.
He is the breast, not the bra, y’all.
Heather, I’m a little verklempt.
Words fail me, but obviously didn’t fail YOU.
You mentioned a yurt and Jesus’s abs in one post. Marry me.
Also, this outfit is RIDICULOUS! And please tell me you saw Kim K’s leather skirt up the waist getup. These two are a perfect match. It’s terrifying.
Thank you, Heather: …GIVING MY SPIRIT EMOTIONAL GOUT.
Yeah–my spirit has the opposite of emotional gout when I read these KANYE posts. “ALSO I REALLY LIKE PYREX” oh my goodness these just keep getting better all the time.
Ah, so much goodness!!! Thank you, Carissatops!!!! And thank you, Heather, for another genius Kanye round!
“BUT YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN CASSEROLES? JESUS.”
Hand to God.
If GFY were to close it’s doors tomorrow…these Kayne posts would be Heather’s crowing achievements. Well done! Im getting ready to read it aloud to all my coworkers.
The sad thing is, a properly-deployed kilt looks fantastic on a man. My husband loves to wear kilts (both traditional plaid and Utilikilts), and I love to watch him wear them.
This…was not a properly-deployed anything.
That made my eyes burn.
And I thank you.
The rhymes are just made of awesomeness, unlike Kanye’s outfit. He just looks so sweaty. I know he’s performing, but ew.
Imma want a pair of them skirt/pants.
Me too. All I can think is “this would look SO MUCH BETTER ON ME!”
My world is complete–genius! Thank you!
Kanye committed the cardinal sin of skirt over pants. Has he learned nothing about fashion from KK?
I like the skirt – Kanye’s, I mean, Kim’s is horrendous – and I think he’s got the legs for it, but the pants underneath have got to go.
And that sweatshirt… well, at least it’s funny. Though I’m not sure that was intentional. But a statement piece like a man-skirt calls for something simple! Get it together, Kanye.
Loooove the audience reaction shot. I like to think he’s saying all the fabulous (both literally and figuratively) things written here, and they’re responding to that!
Can these two both just cool it with the leather looks? How many cows have to die for their awful fashion choices??
This is the post I’ve been waiting for all my life.
That said, guys – Kanye’s obviously a FJL.
Franz Josef Land?
What IS the deal with Pyrex? I don’t follow pro basketball and I figured it was some famous player. Perhaps he thought that that reference, and Carravagio’s Jesus, would be the only thing the aging white audience could understand?
I showed my son, a Kanye fan, the Pyrex 23 picture and asked if it had any significance. He suggested that Pyrex might be a reference to cooking crack cocaine, and 23 is Michael Jackson’s number, “but why waste your time trying to understand what’s going through Kanye’s mind?”
“PYREX VISION is an outlet of Virgil Abloh meant to serve as an outlet of spur of the moment ideas while designing other things or experiences. As previously mentioned, “Pyrex stirs turn into Cavailli furs.”….whatever this means. (Taken from internet)
Nothing KW does makes any sense to me, anyway. Especially this outfit.
You know, I don’t mind the skirt, I might even go for it with the pants but it looks ridiculous with the hoodie.
Only Kanye could unite Carravaggio, the Kardashians, and casseroles under one post. Bravissima!