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This is NOT, in fact, in service of a Lifetime movie called His Torso Wore Fishnets, about a man who lives in a fugue state by night so that his chest can moonlight on the pole. I know, I know. It hurts me too. Because that movie would be awesome, whereas this outfit is just sort of sad, limp douchenozzlery.
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Comments (52):
I’m sorry, but what. is. his. deal? I do not understand. Also, do not want.
I’m seeing this.
Holy sh!tballs that was funny.
This guy is about to turn 40. FORTY! And he is still dressing like this. He is a windowless van away from looking like a full-on perv. Yuck.
So, this isn’t a picture from, like, 15 years ago?
This makes no sense!!!!!!
So in my comment?
“this” is actually a link, f.y.i…
Love that character on SNL! This Jared Leto dude, not so much.
OMG, I love Stefon!!!
Oh my. Justin Bieber shoes/pants with a Marilyn Manson shirt.
Not a good luck.
That is supposed to say LOOK.
It’s not good luck either!
Oh, so now he wants to look hot? After years of ugly hair and weird outfits he’s putting on the “I’m to sexy” shirt? Nope, not working, hon.
Is that Terry Richardson, he of kinda-skeevy-photographer fame, on the right of the photo? If so, maybe find some different friends?
Also, mesh shirts are never a good look.
I believe so. Not a good sign.
Creepy Terry was also in your Kanye post. That’s too much Terry for the week.
This man is about to turn 40. Just sayin.
I wonder how his job interview at the carnival worked out for him.
His head looks like Rob Lowe circa 1986. The rest of him looks like a homeless dude who juggles at the beach.
WHAT has LeeLee Sobieski been DOING to herself?
How is he stuck in 1988? I mean, Vanilla Ice *wore this*, right down to the shoes. /o\
Is that emoticom The Scream? I’ve never seen that one and LOVE IT! That was exactly my feeling when seeing the worst use of nets since catching dolphin with tuna: hands on either side of face, mouth in very wide OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I meant emoticon, of course. Blurg.
Almost 40? With black painted finger nails? Ha! I was just forced to google this dude, and his fishnet tank is YSL silk cotton cashmere. Ha! The kicks are also YSL and are over $500. Of course, a t-shirt there is almost $400, so the shoes are a straight up bargain. Back to Leto, he just looks dirty (and not in a good way).
I actually had to check Wikipedia to make sure y’all weren’t joking about his age. And, *sigh* yes, he will be 40 on December 26th of this year. Wow. Dear Jordan Catalano – ditch the f*cking nail polish, ugly shoes, douche hair/sunglasses, and stop spending nearly a grand on an outfit you can pick up at your local Buffalo Exchange for $100. Might be a good idea to ditch Terry Richardson as well. Honestly, even foregoing the fact that Richardson is a skeeve, his photography is terrible.
Sigh… and he is so pretty if he only weren’t dressed like a raving douche.
True, true. That’s the saddest part. Jared Leto continues to wage a war against his natural hotness.
The face on the old lady behind him says it all.
I think her appearance is the most interesting thing about the picture. What is she doing there? How does she know Jared Leto?
…so Jared Leto is the new 2004 Kevin Federline?
porn star vampire
Um, Wes Hightower anyone? Only the most famous mesh shirt to ever grace a bod.
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Want to feel old? Jared Leto is now older than Angela’s dad was during the filming of “My So-Called Life. How is this possible??
So yah, you’re 40 dude and you look ridiculous.
“douchenozzlery” FTW!
And that is hardly the craziest thing he’s ever worn. But you’re right, it’s in douche-ville land instead of the usual fashion victim area.
Siobhan, Thanks. Now I really DO feel old.
He’s wearing nail polish. Black nail polish. Heaven help us all.
No no no no. CatalaNOOOOO.
You used to be hot, Leto. I’m sure you are still very attractive. But wear something that will let me see it again, darn you!
He’s dressed to go to some music festival he’s too old for, and make ludicrous and pathetic attempts to pick up the tender, overdressed young things in the next post, which they will mock on their Facebooks.
I like that he is sort of leaning to his left in that picture, he does lean very well
Oh yes. He leans VERY WELL.
Awww. His granny in the background there is all traumatized-looking, too. “I told them NO GOOD would come of Garanimals!”
My theory is that he’s attending an early Halloween party and he’s dressed up as a sex offender. There couldn’t be any other explanation, right?
Michael K. from Dlisted.com called him a “precious lesbian lady” in this outfit, which I think is apt. Leto has officially gone round the bend here. As he ages his clothes have become crazier, and not in an iconoclastic Johnny Depp sort of way. He also looks borderline anorexic, which is troubling.
He still leans better than anyone
Why? Why is this happening???
I’m so ashamed I used to think he was hot…
Eek!
I’m with the ladies on the left and not the guy on the right.
Oh Jordan, take that douchebag outfit off and go lean on something… It hurts to look at you, and NOT in the sense Angela meant it.
Excuse me………what does “douchenozzlery” mean?? Is that a word? I’m just curious.
AND HE IS EMBARRASSING. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS AND I’M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM.
PEOPLE, I’ve saw Jared LIVE in concert with “30 Seconds to Mars” this year and he’s still GORGEOUS, but that’s his “Alternative Rocker” image! It’s not like he dresses like that all the time! And, he may be 39 years old, but he played half of the concert I went to shirtless and his body is banging… He looks like a 29 y/o in person!