Presenting the first ever documented case of a hair-do somehow making someone’s neck look short:
This dress isn’t actually horrible, but I am so sick of her. I am so very very very sick of her. No one can say that girl doesn’t work hard, but my god, I need her to take a vacation. A long one. WITHOUT cameras invited. I was actually thinking the other weekend — as I drove past an ad on a bus stop wherein she was plugging Midori, as in the prime component in Midori Sour, the favorite gateway cocktail for lightweights everywhere – do you think Kim Kardashian will ever wake up and think, “excellent, I am worth approximately one hundred million dollars. That oughta do it for the rest of my life. I’m going to set up a charitable trust so that underprivileged girls can get butt implants, and then I’m going to take a job working as a docent at local historically significant buildings so that future generations can enjoy them,” or whatever? Because that’s what I would do — minus the butt implants, although if I had a hundred million dollars, I might GET SOME — but I can not imagine her taking a day off EVER despite the fact that her coiffure, at least, is clearly A CRY FOR HELP. Maybe she should consider giving it ALL a rest.
Comments (77):
Amen, sister. They (can’t separte her from the rest of the family) make no contribution to fashion (if anything, they desecrate it).
Tim Gunn once described the Kardashian style as garish, and that word just echoes in my head when I look at any of them now.
Just wait until she starts having kids…..
I think her earrings are a lot of the problem, actually.
I hate her earrings. And the dress, and the top knot, and well, her constant presence everywhere I turn.
I agree that it is the earrings that are making her neck look short and not that unfortunate topknot.
I, also, am sick of this girl. Ugh!
I think that’s what I wore yesterday after my shower as I walked around my room trying to pick my outfit.
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The dress IS horrible — a wrinkly bedsheet with a matching napkin at the waist, held up by a tae kwon do belt.
I read this and made a big noise! Vera funni!
She is orange… so very, very orange.
And remember the magazine cover we were looking at last week and how prett- DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, I’m talking about her.
She sort of looks like her mom’s original (or maybe v 1.4) face in this shot.
When I first saw this I thought for a second it was the mom. She looks so burnished and plastic I assumed it was the mother/older version…
I’ve been tired of her/them nearly since their arrival on the scene. Now I just smh and wish people would stop featuring her.
*ahem*
The Kardashians make me so very stabby.
Why is her dress holding onto a sash? And I think unless something totally deranged shows up, GFY should start the “no Kardashians” trend.
I like the other Kardashians okay (they’re funny). Kim will never retire to anything that doesn’t involve constant affirmation that she is attractive, but there must be some sort of activity through which that could be accomplished out of the public eye.
The earrings are terrible, the cuffs are terrible, the dress is terrible, and topknots are not fancy hairdos. They are “I didn’t shower today” hairdos. Grumble.
The dress IS actually horrible, but everything else you wrote is perfectly true. So so tired of them, and especially her. However, when I see her and start to feel ill, I just remember “Kim Kardashian’s HEINOUS GOLD” and it helps, a little.
I’m all for you ignoring her. I dread that you will slowly come to love her, or at least feel sorry for her, as you do for J Simp. It seems I remember a very similar “I just want Jessica Simpson to GO AWAY” piece from a few years ago. Please don’t ever cry for or warm up to Heinous Gold. Promise me that much.
I actually don’t hate Kim K, but she is much, much too present. At everything. All the time.
I hate the top knot thing that people do. I don’t get it, it is rarely flattering and it’s a ball on top of your head.
I also think her earrings are weighing her head down–like, she’s trying to hold her head up high, but those suckers are pulling her entire head down. I can only imagine what Tyra would say about her lack of neck in this photo.
This is a total Scarlet O’Hara Walk-of-Shame outfit – woke up in a nice hotel and can’t find your clothes? Throw your hair up in a bun, grab that sheet, steal a couple of bits from the chandelier for jewelery and get out of there before he wakes up! Maybe she can get Midori to sponsor that campaign.
I used to not mind the Kardashians. But it’s all just too _______. (Fill in the blank – “much” “over exposed” “harsh”) I hate the hair, it’s too harsh and making her face look so stretched it hurts. I hate the earrings and cuffs, we know you have 100 million dollars – you dont have to show it by hanging dinner plates off your ears. I hate the dress – the fit is funny across the top and it’s just plain ugly. I hate the slit – yes we know you have great legs. Blah Blah. The only thing I dont hate is the polish.
this whole outfit is one steaming mess. The dress needs to be on someone tall and willowy, not short and curvy. The bun on her head looks like a mushroom (and we all know what mushrooms grow in). The double bracelets look like really expensive manacles. The earrings are utterly obnoxious AND too big for her frame. And, yeah, I’m totally suffering from overexposure. Wouldn’t it rock if she suddenly decided to go live in obscurity for twenty-five years and raise totally non-famous babies? Then when she’s 55, she can start Real Housewives of Topeka or something.
Is she ever wearing any colour other (than the orange tan)? I seem only to see her in black and white all the time. So this bedsheetwrapping is kind of a snore. the jewellery is not matching. with that ass full of money one would think she could afford a set of earrings that matches the other pieces of bling.
Overexposure kills every one. Equally if it is the Kardashians or any one else who is constantly being pictured.
Oh, so THAT’S where all The Tacky went. I was wondering …
Unfortunately, that green Midori ad is almost always above the fold when I visit GFY. (The one where KK looks like she’s been half-@ssed photoshopped into the “action” because she had a clause in her contract that said she couldn’t be physically present around non-celebrities.) I was going to comment on it the other day, but I know ya’ll have to get paid like everyone else…
@Lina – Haven’t the people of Topeka suffered enough?
What in the name of all that’s holy is keeping that dress attached to her chest? Because it’s waaaaay to tight and waaaay to low. Her primary assets look ready to make a break for it.
She looks like a cheeto wrapped in a paper towel.
Fantastic !
Remind me again- how did she become “famous” ?? Was it just the sex tape or has she really done something?
I am so very, very, very, very, very sick of her too.
I’m with @Liz…. they make me stabby too. The entire family needs to go far, far away.
Feel free to never post about them again
As for the outfit, it’s wrinkly and too tight. The hair is awful and the earrings are too heavy for the implied lightness of the dress.
While I generally dislike this, I am surprised and glad she’s not wearing yet another dress that looks like she was poured into it. Maybe she wants to start up pregnancy rumors?
Dear Darling Fuggirls,
For the love of all that is holy, please ignore the Kardashians from now on.
Yours,
A faithful reader
Once again I co-sign this statement. There are plenty of celebrities (as much as you’d like to stretch that word to apply to these people) who wear ugly or outlandish outfits. Stop covering them and they’ll start to go away. And who honestly believes they have $100 million? Who told you that, their publicist?
Well, we can’t make them go away, but we can ignore their presence and hopefully forget they exist!
they ust have to wash her with a pressure hose or scraper. That is a LOT of makeup
Why does she look like she belongs on Dynasty lately??? She looks like she’s 45 and it’s 1982.
She reminds me of something I read in Vivian Vance’s autobiography, that Lucy used to pull her hair back very tightly for an actor’s face lift, but she would then wear a wig so she still had her trademark hair. It works better with the wig.
The only outlets who give a shit about these people are the E! channel, blogs, tabloids, and whatever bottom of the barrel advertising exec thinks putting their melting wax figure faces on their product will sell it. We wouldn’t be questioning these people if we didn’t see their plastic faces everywhere we turn. And in deference to GFY – that dress is ugly, top knots look good on no one, and this tired whore needs to get her fat ass kicked back to the sewer she came from. I know this is extra extra bitchy and I apologize, but I get so tired of seeing pictures of these trolls with captions like “I’m so sick of them! I wish they would go away for a while!”
Then stop covering them. They need us, not the other way around. Heidi and Spencer are over in popular culture, and these people can be over as well.
Whatever, I’m never commenting on anything Kardashian related again.
Christian, I toast you with your beverage of choice. That needed to be said, and you said it well. Let’s hope that we will be able to look back at 2:12 p.m. on October 18, 2011 as being the moment the Kardashians began their rapid decline back to being just another tacky but nonfamous nouveau riche family living in a Calabasas McMansion.
Hate the dress, hate the Kartrashians, hate it all. Co-signing everyone else’s plea: Please stop featuring them! I worry that since virtually everything they wear is hideous that they’ll always be on this site. Sigh.
There is no end to these people. She will go on to have a baby, divorce, etc. Then there’s still Kourtney’s marriage, divorce, etc. Then come the two Jenner girls with all the hoopla. Then Mason can make some big announcement. On and on and on ….
I won’t look. You can’t make me. All I saw was a blur of black and white. Moving on.
Is this also available at Sears, next to the Craftsman tool chests and Firestone tires?
I second Christian’s comment above, and dream of a time in the hopefully-near future where this fat, orange, plastic famewhore is relegated to Heidi/Paris-nothingness.
count another vote for banning them from the pages of GFY. The more people keep giving them attention, the longer it will take them to go away.
Save it up for the divorce photos of the Widow Kardashian.
agreed. beyond sick of her. WHO DO I HAVE TO RUN OVER TO GET A MORATORIUM ON KARDASHIANS????? this is what i ask myself EV. ER. EE. GOD. DAMN. DAY.
It’s funny that she tries so damn hard and yet has absolutely no taste. yes, let’s go with that, “funny.”
Alexis Carrington? Is that you?
You are so right! I would be perfectly happy never to hear anything about the Kardashian family again, and I will never forgive Seacrest for foisting them upon this society.
WELL FUGGING SAID. My sentiments exactly.
i’m still choking on the part about “No one can say that girl doesn’t work hard.”
HUH?
I’ll say it. That girl does NOT work hard.
Why the bumpy cheeto-legs kimmykims? I think she must realize she isn’t aging well and so she tries to be photographed as much as possible NOW before her landscape gets saggier and bumpier and baggier and bulgier. She really oughtta keep it to herself, though. We’ve all suffered enough.
Ah, Kardashians. Always serving as a kind reminder of why I stopped watching television two years ago.
make them go away.
Seriously – this woman is Phoebe Price, 2011 model. She would go to the opening of an envelope.
Ha!
Brava to Jessica. I agree – this woman is everywhere and gives me a headache. She’s like that icky yellow pollen that coats everything in the spring.
As for the outfit…I am in the minority here. I like the dress. Ever since I saw My Fair Lady, I have been a sucker for a black and white dress. I don’t like anything else going on here (the slathered-on makeup, the weird bun, the horrendous earrings, the bracelets, the hoof shoes)….but I like the dress. Let’s be honest, if it were steamed and worn with no accessories except the perfect shoe on, say, Diane Kruger? We’d be drooling.
OK, we can compromise. When one of the Kardashiklan come out in something really heinously or hilariously fugly, have at them, hang no fire, bar no holds. Otherwise, please just ignore the garden-variety Usual Stupid Everyday Kardashifug such as this.
I just want her to go away and never come back. I do not get why she is such a style icon to young girls and so fascinating. I find her as dull as dishwater and devoid of personality. And so over-exposed.
I too wish the Kardashians would go away, but I also wish the generally sweet commenters of Fug Nation would not use “she’s fat” as an added reason why. She isn’t, for one thing, not in the real world, and I thought in general we were above body shaming around here?
THIS, a thousand times this. She’s not fat, and there are far better insults than body-shaming.
I also agree with the commenter who said that if this dress was on Diane Kruger, it would be awesome–and it would be, because Kruger would wear it in a classier way. It would fit her properly, she wouldn’t be suffering from tanorexia, she wouldn’t overdo it with the accessories, her hair wouldn’t be so severe and her makeup wouldn’t look like spackle. And, best of all, she wouldn’t feel a need to point out that “HEY LOOK THIS DRESS HAS A HIGH SLIT AND LOOK IT’S MY BARE LEG LOOK AT MEEEEEE”.
She honestly thinks she’s the Elizabeth Taylor of her day, doesn’t she? You know some two-bit stylist (her mother, her sisters) told her: “This is so old Hollywood! Classical!”
She’d be hilarious if she weren’t so hollow. She’s a completely false construct – I mean, much more than most people in Hollywood. You can just hear the wind whistling in and out of her ears. And while her eyes aren’t dead, they’re always calculating, in this stupid, venal way.
The hair/outfit/oompa loompa tan is terrible…
…But I feel almost bad commenting because she’s at a cancer fundraiser, where I’m sure she dropped a buttload of money. I can’t not support that.
I don’r mind her! but that could be because I dont live in America where she is obviously every where!!
And yay, oh yay, her and one of her K sister is on her way Down Under to attend the Melbourne Cup. Think it might be time for me to leave the country for a bit.
“No one can say that girl doesn’t work hard”
The girl doesn’t work hard. Spending hours in a makeup chair is not hard work. Sex tapes are not hard work. Coal mining is hard work.
Hopping on the boycott bandwagon. While we would miss the clever and hilarious posts and insightfully bitchy (bitchily insightful) comments this vapid and avaricious Klan provokes, the trade-off of not having to see them would provide more than adequate consolation for the loss.
So stab me, I like the earrings.
Ew… This dress is DISGUSTING, the shoes are on the verge of Lady Gagaland, the earrings can be used to serve hors d’oeuvres, the Wonder Woman cuffs are ridiculous and the knob on top of her head belongs on the front door of an old Manor!
There needs to be a moratorium on attention for all Kardashians and Jenners and whoever else these people are. Talk about jumping the shark.
But what if, slowly and deliberately, people just stopped showing photos of these Kardashian folk, and refrained from commenting on them whatsoever?
Wouldn’t they just disappear? Or at least, disappear here? Who’d fault you if you never again featured a shot of her or her ilk again? It’s not like you’d have no one else to write about.
It’s funny that you mention Midori and Kim’s overexposure, because those ads for Midori appear on your site.
Well, I always loved the story “The Emporer’s New Clothes”, and I want to write a new story “The Kardashians Knew Klothes (knot).” While I am totally sick to death of them – I enjoy reading these posts about how sick we are all of her/them. We need somewhere to vent, after all.
Too fat or too skinny, you can never win on the Fug Nation comment boards!
I’m prettyyyy sure she’s doing every single thing she can get paid for–ads, mags, appearances, events–because even she knows her “fame” days are numbered. I hate to call that “smart,” but if she does actually think that, I can’t help but call her right.
She is a total horror show. Idiotic dress, hideous posture, creepy 50s make-up, ridiculous hair, clueless accessories, vapid pouty lip stare. She comes off as a trashy failed lounge singer from decades past. Just too gross for words.
Did they run out of body makeup so they just did her top half and her calf, leaving her knee and foot orange-makeup-free?