“I know,” Kris Jenner said, bolting upright in her bed late Sunday night, clutching her nightgown with glee. “AT LAST I have a use for Scott, other than occasionally allowing him to be the most practical person on Kim and the Other One Take Over Somewhere, blowing everyone’s mind.” She poked the cryogenically preserved form of Bruce Jenner next to her. “Wake up, Bruce. I need you to write this down:”
“Game of Thrones. Season Three. SCOTT IS COMING.”
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This is quite possibly the craziest thing I have ever seen… Really.
Scott darling, since I know you have nothing better to do then count Kourtneys money and read every single comment made on a post about you, so listen close limb noodles, YOU ARE NOT ANDRE LEON TALLY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE.
To top it off, he has a foot for a penis.
What the F*CK is this? This guy is BEYOND ridiculous! Look at that douchey expression on his face…don’t you just want to slap him?
I do. I want to slap him so hard that the cane and fur go flying. And then maybe the cane hits someone litigious and they sue him for all he’s worth and then he’s broke and quits wearing stupid, pretentious crap and BOTHERING US.
Completely putting aside the puzzlement of why a guy would wear such a cape, why would he wear a fur-lined cape in summer? (Unless, this photo was shot in the Southern Hemisphere perhaps?) Given the look, the only appropriate response is, “Zounds!”
What the fug? Is he going to a RenFaire? Is he playing Sir McDouche in Shakespeare in the Park? Mercy.
oo! oo! even better! he’s going to be ALT’s protege on ANTM!
Personally, I think Kourtney needs to hold on to her head for dear life, because apparently Scott Douchebag things hes King Henry VIII
my thoughts exactly.
Is he aware that he is not Henry VIII?
What is this Henry VIII junk he’s pulling?! Will Keeping up with the Kardashians turn into this century’s The Tudors? Is he systematically planning to execute and divorce his way through the family? Stay tuned…
Is he wearing velvet shoes???
I saw those and I wanted them. I might find a pair and force my husband to wear them.
There is just NO WAY he found that in the Men’s Department. Women’s, maybe, Costumes, maybe. But not men’s.
The blue velvet…shoes? Slippers? are, I think, my favorite part. The coat is undoubtedly made of crazy, but the shoes…awesome.
HAHAHAHAHA! “I’m Henery the Eighth, I am, Henery the Eighth I am I am……” He’s even got a cane for the gout! Channelling the original douche, no doubt.
Great, now that song is stuck in my head! Oh well, better than Madonna’s “Borderline,” which is what it replaces…
That really is absolutely stunning, although the question “WHY??” looms large in my mind. I mean, I know people who would casually wear this around town and on the bus…. but he doesn’t strike me as that sort of people.
Ah, King Bidgood finally left the bathtub. It appears his coat is big enough to block very pregnant Kourtney back there. I guess he missed the family’s PETA memo?
Oh who knows what to do?!
Thank you for making me laugh even harder than I was after viewing this absurd outfit!!
That is actually the defininitve “what. the. fug.”
Jesus freaking Christ. Do not carry a cane unless you need it as a mobility aid or you’re about to burst into a song and dance routine in full Fred Astaire or Marlene Dietrich drag. It isn’t a kingly scepter. It isn’t an affected Victorian walking stick. It’s a mobility aid. That you do not need. Also, stop being a douche, dude.
I especially like how everyone else — Jonathan, Rob, even the bomb on Rob’s hat — seems completely humiliated by this.
Mobility aids are NOT fashion accessories, not in this century. *disgusted*
Just…… wut?
When looking for historic inspirations for douche-holery, you can do worse than to shout out to the Tudors and the Borgias.
: O ……….. I don’t have anything else to say about this until I can pick my jaw up off the floor, well except WHAT THE FUG!!!!!
So. Many. Questions. I’ll begin with what the hell?
He looks like the Burger King.
perhaps one of his minions could stop and pick him up the paper crown to complete the look?
I worry the crown would muss his mullet.
Burger King… Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Thank you, Leah!
i treasure you scott! he is the only one with personality in that show
This guy is not only wearing velvet slipper and a fur-line brocade cape OVER a suit while sporting what appears to be a bamboo cane, but it also looks like he is leaving a milliner’s shop.
I think we have an early contender for Fug Madness 2013!
Exactly what I was going to post! Please say be bought a fascinator. A couple more days like this (the fascinator would go far) and Disick has FM 2013 in the bag.
It’s like he’s suffered some sort of breakdown and believes he is the Monarch of Douchebaggery. Perhaps some sort of past-life regression? I really have no explanation for the wackadoo that is going on here. And the velvet shoes?! Where did these things come from?! I think I need to go lie down now.
There are consciousness altering drugs involved in this sartorial choice, yes?
Truly, I think more men should wear fur-lined Tudor-style cloaks. Wouldn’t that be fun?
If this is a joke, it’s a good one.
thank you! like, duh it’s a joke! why is everyone getting so up in arms? he’s channeling “royalty” because he’s in London. it’s funny.
Interesting initials, oh positive commenter…
Is this.. an actual piece of clothing this man is wearing, for real like?
Henry Cavill wore that outfit MUCH better on the Tudors.
Henry Cavil wears everything (and nothing) much better.
Words cannot describe how much I want one of those (the coat, not the guy) of my very own. I would flounce around in that thing until the end of time.
That being said…I don’t “get” what he’s trying to do here. Obviously, he’s looking for attention, but other than that…? Is there anything else?
It is absolutely NUTS that he is wearing this out & about in modern life! On the other hand, purely as a piece of apparel, I actually think it is a gorgeous piece of COSTUME clothing!
The randomly visable lady foot is cracking me up. It looks like a trophy he’s attached to the hem of his Henry XIII cloak.
There’s so much wrong about this it’s hard to know where to start. Because the coat, yeah, obviously. But what about the hair cut? The open shirt? The blue velvet shoes (and god, the friggin tassels)? The baggy suit? Color, style, nothing matches. Please tell me this is a dare, right? La-la-la all’s right in the world.
DAMMIT JESSICA. I swore I would never, ever comment on anything related to the hell spawn that is the Kardashians on this site, but this post made me laugh. A lot. Where’s PETA with the red paint when you really need them?
OMG
He thinks he is a russian boyar?!
As Chelsea Handler might say, “WHAT….an IDIOT.”
Remember in “The Princess Pride” when Wesley is telling Humperdink how he’s going to torture them, and he says that he’ll let him keep his ears so he can hear the cries of women screaming “Dear God what IS that thing?” That’s what I screamed when I saw this picture. That is all.
Argh, *Bride
This is easily my favorite thing that happened yesterday. It’s hilarious. Now, as to why he’s wearing it? Well, how much time have we — a primarily anti-Kardashian crowd — spent talking about the wardrobe of Scott DIsick? Also, isn’t he just pretty much begging us to crown him King of the Douchebags here?
No, no- this is a joke, right? A costume?
I am SURE he’s wearing it to get attention. But not as a costume exactly.
The first thing that came to mind (when I finished laughing hysterically) was that we’re going to be some Kardashian filled Tudors revival. My day has barely started, but now I know where to come if I need something to cheer me up– this is just so utterly ridiculous as to be hilarious.
I love it. I don’t have cable, so I’ve never seen these jokers in action and therefore have no opinion about the douche quotient of the caped one. All I know is this is a glorious look and I will cosign it.
I have never watched the Kardashian’s show, so I have no idea who this clown is, but my only thought is… who would want to live in a world where you couldn’t see things like this out walking around? Sure, he looks ridiculous, but what fun for us! I hope he has one of those for every day of the week, complete with color-coordinated velvet slippers. I bet he wishes he could get away with a small tasteful crown, as well.
This is amazing. I love this.
He would totally be Joffrey.
If not Game of Thrones, then he got all of his style tips from James Earl Jones in “Coming To America.”
Not that it matters but… does anyone else think he might be wearing this inside out? Lining side exposed?
best. comment. yet. Now I have to clean the diet pepsi off my keyboard.
I am so excited about the strong showing of the XY gender in next year’s Fug Madness tourney. It’s no chicken-feet shoes, but this cape came to play.
What I find most amusing is that Peter Dinklage would rock this look, either onscreen in Game of Thrones or walking down the sidewalk on a normal day.
Is he seriously wearing that without irony?
There is a disembodied Lady Foot between his legs. WHERE IS THE REST OF HER???
YES to all who noted the Tudors resemblance. Perhaps, like a knockoff Prada purse labeled ‘Prado,’ the Kardashians will be staging a knockoff series, entitled ‘Tudir’ or something similar.
The fur looks like squirrel carcases.
Proof positive that there is no law of diminishing returns for the Klan Kardashian. They are as unintentionally hilarious now, as they were when first they were unleashed upon us…
WTF. And, I think he stole this from Andre Leon Talley.
Did I miss an opportunity to egg the dicksick, it looks like a hat shop near my office great queen street covent garden……annoying
I am having the laugh of a lifetime – I love this so much… from the shiny 80′s mullet down to the blue velvet jazz shoes to the lady stashed under his coat – thank you for this.
HA HA HA HA! What a maroon…
I would love to see this on Prince William. Lol.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
So, he HAS been crowned king of the douchebags. Or caped, I guess…
The Universe has to be Punking us, right? KJ doesn’t have the power to make this happen… It is the Universe messing up with us!!! *runs away to vomit*
This is so horrible, it circled back around to fabulous. Seriously, I am mesmerized. And I kind of want one of my own.
I agree! It’s SO bad it’s good…great..frickin’ genius! I love it with all my heart. It may be the best picture that has ever been on here. At least it’s in the top three. I’ve never watched the show, but if this is what it’s like, I may start! He’s quite the dandy fop.
I thought I was the only one. It is some awful shit- But I LOVE IT. Those velvet shoes are cramazing.
Is it wrong I kind of find it fabulous?
I mean he’s a douche but at least he’s a fabulous one!?
Agreed! Scott gives me life! You do you, Scott
What a surprise…A Kardashian with a Napoleon Complex.
Say what you like this guy is a fabulous dresser, he pulls off the most amazing 3 peice suits. The episode where he bought this cane & kourtney wouldn’t let him use it was hilarious, it actually made me really like him!!
ok, so what happened with this one? No self respecting tailor would let a client out in public in anything cut as poorly as those trousers are. I can’t speak to the jacket as it is being digested, along with a small female by the Flaming Queen Cloak of Doom.
Mummy, can I pat it?
He is such a Summer’s Eve.
The two guys behind him are thinking “WTF am I doing walking behind this dickhead?” And the woman behind is simply hiding. Is she a Kardashian too?
His shoes are kinda cool though.
He and Solange need to get together ASAP.
that ….coat?… is EPIC. he looks like a cross between Henry VIII and Gordon Gecko… and a soupcon of Fabio, with that unnecessary amount of chestage
Is it wrong that I think the most objectionable part of this ensemble is the hair?
This man is the poster child for douchebags the world over. How any woman could find this asshole attractive, let alone father his kids, is beyond me. Who the hell wears that?
Remember that Seinfeld episode where George starts wearing something like that?? jajaj HI-LA-RI-O-US!
I hope they were laughed out of Stephen Jones. I would not even buzz them in the door.
Is he pigeon-toed?
I think the coat is awesomely hilarious and/or hilariously awesome, in a very Tudor kind of way.
Could these people just go away? Far, far away? Complete with their ridiculous wardrobes?