Fugler Dayne


Oh, Taylor.

I don’t think love can lead you back from this.

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  1. Lina

    oh dear god. I remember owning her first record (on vinyl) and everyone dissing her for being (yet another) Madonna-clone. All these years later, and the outfit she’s wearing reminds me of nothing so much as Madonna at her worst. Oh, Taylor.

  2. Angie

    It’s sad to see that this is what she thinks she needs to do, now that she’s got to be at least 50. She’s got a fantastic voice, and actually looks to be in pretty great shape. Have some dignity, Taylor.

  3. Amber

    I didn’t know Taylor Dayne was still performing…
    She’s still in great shape for her age, so that’s that. Otherwise, I got nothing nice to say.

  4. Jamee

    Fug from the thighs up. But think about how this is “stage” attire, not just taking a stroll to Starbucks. With that being said, I love the leggings/tights because they are so something Beyonce would wear on stage and look fab….

  5. Jamee

    And if I didn’t know better I’d think this was Aubrey Fug O’Day

  6. Stefanie

    In 20 years this picture will be labeled “Taylor Momsen.”

  7. Ginger

    Jamee I genuinely thought this Aubrey O’HellNo.

  8. currygirl

    Heather, that is MEAN to show this picture without giving us a warning! My poor heart! Yes, Taylor, you are in AMAZING shape, but please, you are ruining my childhood!

  9. Kate

    How can I get the entertainment industry to understand that I don’t want to see youngsters like Taylor Momsen’s underthings, I don’t want to see Gaga’s underthings, and I sure as hell don’t want to see some decrepit 80s songstress’ underthings. PUT. IT. AWAY.

  10. vandalfan

    Those things on her legs are a the bastard child of Elvira’s Random Black Lace Barn and grandma’s crazy quilt.

  11. Anne B

    Look into … A top? No. Pants? No.

    The Witness Protection Program? YES.

  12. Brooke

    That’s terrible.

    Interesting:

    brookeandmckenzie.wordpress.com

  13. Melinda

    @Stefanie – you win!! Taylor Momsen, indeed.

  14. Deedee

    OH MY GOD put your clothes on.

  15. Lori

    there are no words

  16. Blanche

    Is this Mickey Roarke or is Jesse the Body back in politics? Who could have guessed that he would be the last politician with integrity and humanity that Minnesota was going to see for a long, long time? Welcome back, Mickey-Jesse.

    Now, folks, if the music industry is giving us androgyny, it’s doubtless because that is so clearly what our preference is. I heard it from the economists. So, let us embrace our masculine pleather WWF friend Taylor Dayne, as we would embrace our beloved Canadian 60-year-old aunt social worker, Justin Bieber, for what is awesome for the gander is awesome for the goose.

  17. Anna

    People she’s in her late 40s (49). What she’s done is very VERY wrong, but we don’t need to age her unnecessarily. She’s done that well enough on her own.

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  19. KK

    I don’t even know what to say.

  20. anny

    @Blanche – I dunno, I think Jesse would’ve accessorized it a little more, don’t you? Added a bit more color here and there at least.

  21. The Other Molly

    Oh dear God!
    File this under teen stars who have aged very, very, very, very badly.
    First, The Gibber in Playboy, now this.

  22. MEL810

    Who ever got the idea to cross rock stage garb & back alley hooker wear should ‘fess up their sins and repent.

  23. Karen

    The expression “mutton dressed as lamb” springs to mind.

  24. jenny

    @Karen, Lambs know better than to do this.

  25. Struds

    It’s just so…….desperate.

  26. Meander

    I love Taylor Dayne. I love her music, and I even have her friended on the FB.

    I can’t defend this, though. Lord, woman. You can still sing and you’re still hot- you do not have to do it like this.

  27. Meander

    I love Taylor Dayne. I love her music, and I even have her friended on the FB. I can’t defend this, though. Lord, woman. You can still sing and you’re still hot- you do not have to do it like this.

  28. Annabeth

    Listen, for a woman of her years, her body is slamming. (For those of you who have hurled insults at her body — please revisit this when you’ve reached the age she is now, and see how COMPLETELY ASSHAT you feel.) But I wouldn’t want to see this much skin on a taut twentysomething, and it forgives absolutely nothing for anybody above that age.

    And those tights can be worn by one person only: Sally from “Nightmare Before Christmas.”

  29. Ella

    Taylor Momsen has been mentioned, but I swear when I first saw the head I thought it was Blake Lively.

  30. Kit Lang

    Oh Taylor…

    Why is it that singing rock music almost inevitably leads to horrifc clothing choices? Does a genetic propensity for loving /being talented at rock music go hand in hand with a genetic propensity for wearing/choosing/designing startlingly bad apparel?

    There should be studies!

  31. Autumn Van Weir

    Just b/c you are older and have a decent body doesn’t give you the OK to flash people with it. Where does one even FIND pants/tights like that? Why are they being manufacture? And doesn’t she have a stylist?

    One brownie point- she is wearing something Gaga or Rihanna-esque and is without camel toe. One point awarded.

    http://www.autumnvanweir.com

  32. anonymoose

    Looks like Ke-dollarsign-ha to me.

    And does NOT make me want to hear the audio that goes with this visual.

  33. caroline

    I 100 percent thought that was aubrey o’day

  34. Ladyblahblah

    What’s even worse is that this is what she chose to wear to perform in what looks like the conference room of a Homewood Suites.

  35. Kasey

    OMG how can you ease the pain in my eyes from looking at this.

  36. Cynthber

    I really, really want to hear Tig Notaro’s opinion on this.

  37. lc

    Poster child for trying too hard….. fug!

  38. Lily1214

    Oh my word!

  39. bobloblaw

    britney looked great performing at the vmas

  40. Bambi Anne Dear

    Good Grief! She’s touring Australia soon. Now I definitely won’t be seeing her.

  41. Nico

    I TOTALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS BOOBS MCLEGSLEY. So disappointed :’(.

  42. ChaChaHeels

    What could have brought this on?

  43. jennifer

    WTF, indeed.

  44. sparkalicious

    Oh honey no. Taylor, I love you and I love your music, but OMG stop this shit right now.

  45. Azalia

    WOW… It’s something wrong with her??? lol
    http://www.azaliasroute.com