Who DOESN’T go out for dinner dressed like a blind bondage enthusiast who’s recently been awarded a minor belt by the nice people at the World Wrestling Whatever It’s Call Now?
NOTHING is more polite to your fellow dinners, also, than sticking your nipple right into their eye-line when they’re just trying to eat their Caesar salad in freaking peace. And nothing is more fun for YOU, the diner/wrestler, than getting to look down at your stomach being bisected by electrical tape just when the dessert tray comes around. TRULY, this is what fine-dining looks like!
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Yes, we fellow dinners get put right off our deserts when we see this!
Sorry, I get slightly OCD before my coffee.
But yes. This. Good lord, woman. Aren’t you TIRED?
You can’t spell Gaga without GAG.
True dat.
She’s baaaaaaaaaack!
Isn’t this the same thing she was wearing the other day, just with more electrical tape? So was this taken the same day, or did she wear it twice? And why does it matter to me?
Anyway, despite the fact that she is wearing very little actual clothing, it looks like it would be very sweaty, to put on and to wear. Gross.
I liked Gaga better when I didn’t have to think about her.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she hadn’t taken the hose off since the previous installment.
I am say to say I KNOW she has, because she’s wearing a different g string underneath.
Oh I wish I didn’t know.
*sad to say
It’s like she’s lost interest. Her outfits from 2/3 years ago were so… GAGA. They may have been fugly, but a lot of time and effort went into the fug.
Now she’s just showing up places in the hoof boots and underwear. Meh.
Agreed. Her early outfits were colorful and fun, but I guess she just got tired of ripping off Roisin Murphy and settled for leather, visible underwear, and tights. Yawn.
People should search Youtube for Roisin’s very classy response to LG ripping off her style.
As a Gagaologist, she’s really just returning to her roots, I think. Back just before she made it big/was just becoming A Thing, she did the underwear schtick everywhere. Around The Fame Monster and Born This Way, she started to go crazy with everything, and even recently she went for gold (or, on New Year’s Eve, silver).
It’s just been the past couple of months she’s been in a rut.
It is more like the public has lost interest.
I count myself among that part of the public.
Moi aussi! MEH to the nth degree!
Also, animal-print undies under there. she couldn’t be bothered to grab a pair of plain black? There’s always a bikini bottom when you’re in a pinch!!
At least there’s something underneath that gladiator’s bondage scaffolding! All I saw was dark shadowing…shiver.
I really had not missed her. Sigh.
I hadn’t missed her nipples, either. Double sigh.
The right one just followed me wherever I dared to look on the page. There was no escaping it.
No shirt, no shoes, no service. I’d kick her ass out if I managed that place. Very rude and disrespectful to the other diners. Or I just don’t understand high ahhht such as this.
it seems as though there would be some health code violations inherent in that outfit. And do my eyes deceive me or is she wearing the most pointless nipple petals ever?
I cant help but wonder if Gaga is pissy because Adele is getting all the attention right now. Musically and in regards to her expecting a child.
Probably not. She’s on a worldwide sold-out tour and is busy doing her own thing.
Plus she isn’t, ya know, fat.
UM. We don’t talk about people’s bodies like that on this site. That was incredibly rude.
WHOA. No bueno there.
AGREED.
Besides, Gaga and Adele are like apples to oranges; I think neither sees the other as competition.
Totes just found my halloween costume for this year. SCORE!
AAAANNNNDDDD I’m no longer a Gaga apologist
Why?
She has worn much worse in the past.
“And nothing is more fun for YOU, the diner/wrestler, than getting to look down at your stomach being bisected by electrical tape just when the desert tray comes around.”
Quite. I don’t see how even someone as fit as Gaga can realistically eat in this. And if it’s more about being seen than the food, then why is she wearing THIS? I’d expect this outfit on Taylor Momsen… and I’d call it a Gaga wanna-be attempt.
Won’t someone please arrest her for public indecency? I’d rather find myself in the middle of a La Leche League demonstration than look at this.
Reminds me of the “New Girl” ep where Jess decides to sleep w/ Paul and gets the bondage strappy garment and can’t figure it out
That episode was one of THE funniest damn things I have seen in a long time. Made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. The combo of her outfit, her “dirty talk” and Justin Long’s Jimmy Stewart impression – comedy genius right there!
The tiger print undies put me in mind of Bridget Jones. :^)
My problem is not so much the lack of coverage, but the cheap, crappy quality of the items. On the zoom in everything looks home made and falling apart with puckered seams and irregular piecing. That’s in addition to the low-rent Kmart bra and Dollar Store hose. (Nothing against anyone who wears either of those, but you’re probably not using them as your primary outerwear.)
The straps and belt look like they’re trying to be Versace, but failing because the “garment” looks so damn cheap, like an intern whipped it up overnight. (If it is Versace, they need to get better QC.) Maybe it’d be okay if she had a DIY punk aesthetic, but I’ve always associated her more with glam or fashion or over the top haute couture veering into art/performance. Sure DIY punk or even geeky Cosplay can be co-opted by high fashion, but I don’t seriously think that’s what she’s going for here. She’s just being lazy as hell.
^^ THIS. People like Roisin, Bjork, Grace Jones etc really pull off the high fashion avant garde stuff. Some of Gaga’s old outfits veered into that territory, but everything she’s worn from the past year or so just looks cheap. Either the fashion houses continually pass on her or she just got lazy. Probably both.
she’s had a lot of work done on her face……and she knows she is boring to a lot of people now, so she is trying to up her ante again.
Nicki Minaj is starting to look “well played” next to this one …
BTW, what’s the thing with the sequin $$$ dangling from her left arm, under her purse? If it’s a cover-up of some kind, PLEASE PUT IT ON!
The horror… The HORROR…
is she starting to look ’rounder’ ? I mean she seemed to have appeared leaner before -maybe unflattering pic ?
She’s starting to look more and more like her own impersonator every time she appears.
This is the exact outfit that I’m wearing for my wedding… but in white. I want to keep it classy.
Then what is the Mother of the Groom going to wear?
and flower girls in mint green?
Hey come on you guys! She has gloves on, which automatically means she’s classy.
Geez, can’t a girl wear bondage gear with her nipple showing in public any more? Plus, she has a sequined lace wrap thingy, in case she gets cold.
If this were stagewear, I might give it a pass. But she is in PUBLIC, inflicting her nipples and g-string on unsuspecting, innocent bystanders! Gross.
Indeed. I don’t care if you’re dressed like this on stage or in some goth club, but you’re going to freaking dinner and/or at the airport. Put it away.
She looks bloated, something about the positioning of the belt.
Up till now, I was disposed to cut her some slack, because 1) her outfits were kinda fun, for the most part, and 2) I think she really does have some emotional issues that probably impair her judgement. And 3) I kind of liked some of her songs. But now… this… it’s just depressingly tacky and uncreative. She disappoints. And as someone above quite rightly pointed out, who else could walk around in public dressed like this and not get arrested for indecency? I’m pretty sure if someone walked into a local restaurant where I live, dressed in this outfit, they would be told at the door to go home and put on some clothes. As they should be.
How many people does it take to get her elastic in place after taking a slash?
Scary for sure
Honestly, at this point I’d be more shocked if she turned up somewhere in jeans, and a t-shirt.
Maybe she just sends “look alikes” out dressed like she might, to places where she’s expected to be out and about. God knows I would, if I were her, and if all it really took was someone with the same height, same foot size, and a propensity for wearing wigs. Then I’d just go out looking as I actually do, with something like jeans or maybe a nice summer dress, and I’d do whatever the heck I actually wanted to do.
WHAT THE HELL. I do NOT need to be ambushed by nipples when I’m out and about. PUT THEM AWAY, GIRL.
Can we report her to some authorities? Really- that is indecent exposure.
Oh that’s right, Lady CaCa still exists.
Yesterday’s news and not trying any more.
I call shenanigans. This looks more like an impersonator than the actual Gaga.
Snore………………Next!
I don’t even mind how bizarre this outfit is, because, you know, it’s Lady Gaga. But it’s just so unflattering! The way the straps cut into her stomach, the way it makes her bust look tiny while making her hips look huge… baby, it was fug that way.
Trying. Too. Hard. A shame because she has talent. Perhaps this is because of her head injury?
Seriously, how does this woman not get arrested for public indecency on a regular basis?
Or at least locked up by the Fashion Police?
^^ this. Seriously. I thought there were laws against being naked in public.
This “outfit” confirms it: She is officially pathetic.