Apparently Lily here is promoting something called The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, which is based on a book I haven’t read that is quite popular (but whose title feels strangely like it was workshopped by a room full of people who tried to play off elements of a bunch of other titles; they should just create a superbook called His Dark Mortal Instruments: Beautiful Creatures at Twilight).

Anyway, I hope it works out for Lily, because seriously, we streamed Mirror, Mirror one night and it wasn’t even fun-terrible. It just took our souls and put them in a Vitamix.

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