Happy 29th birthday to our beloved Diet Coke! Enjoy the final year of your twenties, a decade you will later look back on and think, “wow, I did some really stupid stuff. That was fun.” While we’re all waiting for work to end to go out and do our own stupid stuff, enjoy:
– Time for a 90s a capella dance medley courtesy of the Danish. (The Danes? People from Denmark.) (The Hairpin)
– Time for a look back at pop culture’s most memorable sleepovers! (Flavorwire)
– Time for….a praying mantis to wreck havoc in the Florida Marlins dugout? Okay! (Last Angry Fan)
– I think you will enjoy this look back at Maidenform bra ads of the past. I kind of want to frame a bunch of them and put them in my artfully decorated walk-in closet that I don’t have. (Millicent and Carla Fran)
– This article about dress codes for New York clubs is INSANE. It makes me just want to sit on one of your fire escapes and drink beer out of a cooler. (You’ll let me come over and drink beer out of a cooler in jeans and an old J Crew top, right?) (NY Times)
– You probably need to buy this Ron Swanson doll. (Buzzfeed)
– You probably should also recreate this Ron Swanson mosaic. (NBC)
– I know everything think Mariah Carey seemed crazy on HSN this last week, and I agree. But she seemed CRAZY FUN. Loopy, and possibly drunk, and sort of hilarious and now I want to drink cocktails and watch HSN with her. DOES THAT REQUIRE A DRESS CODE? (Styleite)
– I love this article about why everyone should be reading YA. (In the Library With the Lead Pipe)
– Rumer Willis and Zac Efron are DATING? WHERE HAVE I BEEN? (Celebitchy)
– Dude, I forgot Shag even existed. I LOVED that movie as a wee girl. (Vogue)
– Wow, Ke$ha is SO PRETTY without all the…Ke$ha accoutrements. (Refinery29)
– I totally forgot that there’s going to be another Royal Wedding this weekend — well, maybe no caps are required for this one, since Zara Phillips doesn’t technically have a title, intentionally so. BUT STILL. What will she wear? I’m sure we’ll have coverage of it on Monday. Fug Nation loves a good wedding! (Lainey)
