Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! (Especially ours!) Please read and enjoy:
– You need to read this, at the Hollywood Reporter: $40,000-a-Night Escorts: Secrets of the Cannes Call Girls. Yes. Exactly. (THR)
– Vulture put together The Ultimate Don Draper Pitch, in a piece I like to call OMG First Season Jon Hamm Is SOOOOOOOOOO Good-Looking. (Vulture)
– Exhibit L in the series The Internet Is So Weird (In a Good Way): Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal. (Gosloving)
– Rick Moranis is back! This is great news, and timely, since I just watched Ghostbusters this weekend. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you! (Vulture)
– Over at the Cut, Rebecca Harrington has done a great series of really brilliant and funny articles where she goes on the crazy diets endorsed by celebrities — I’ve linked to them before. This week: GOOP gets it. (The Cut)
– This weekend is the 20th birthday of DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES. Vulture talks to Tori Spelling. (Vulture)
– Lainey and I agree that if the story about the Hemsworths intervening with Liam to dump Miley is true, we are kind of Team Miley. (Although I find the story about an actual anti-Miley intervention to be hilarious, theoretically. I like to think they had a PowerPoint, and it was ALL pictures from The Last Song.) (Lainey)
– Let’s look at some May brides throughout Royal History, shall we? (The Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor)
– Beyonce’s rider demands hand-carved ice balls. (Allegedly.) “Hand-Carved Ice Balls” is also the name of my new band. We are TOUGH. (Celebitchy)
– A 105 year-old woman claims bacon is the secret to her long life. TELL ME MORE. (Time)
– Cosmo — brilliantly –ranks Carrie Bradshaw’s boyfriends. Do not get me started on how much I still want to slap Berger. (Cosmo)
– The Saul Bass Google Doodle is basically the best thing ever. Seriously. (Slate)
