It’s not even that this looks like it belongs to two different outfits, so much as, two different people.
The top is, like, a Lady Gaga for Hot Topic shirt — the type of thing she’d wear sans bra, with two dark Xs over her nipples (if we’re lucky). The bottom looks like the beginnings of Bjork’s Katy Perry Halloween costume. Red and pink can work, in some contexts, but the fabrics and brightness and texture are so divergent that they’re punching me in the nose. And I really value my sense of smell, so it’s not appreciated. Also: I don’t know what shoes DO go with this ensemble, but I’m pretty sure it’s not those; I’m guessing Emma was similarly flummoxed and so just went with something that might blend, but the result is more freaky than fashionable. Indeed, that could apply to the entire outfit. not least because I keep thinking her pelvis is waggling its twin tongues at me:
Seriously, I keep thinking she’s licking Mila up and down, which…actually, for some people I might’ve just raised this dress in their estimation.
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I’m so pleased she has gone back her red hair that I am willing to give this Valentines day inspired monstrosity a pass.
It looks like she started to take her pink dress off and decided to leave it on from the waist down. No, Emma. NO.
What ARE those tongue-pocket things? I don’t think it would be terrible without them, although I could do without the Casey Anthony hairstyle too (poof or part please, not both).
Go, go inflat-o-crotch!
I could have almost tolerated this with a bright, fun, patterened heel.
(Also happy she’s back to red hair!)
Well, I believe the two girls matched their reds.
What is the deal with slender young women wearing outfits that make them look pooch-y? Or maybe she got tired of carrying her shopping bags and hot-glued them to her skirt??
This is making me like Mila’s dress more than I did before. I don’t really get why intentional clashing sometimes works and sometimes doesn’t. I don’t always hate red and pink together but this is an assault on the eyes. I think I might hate those colors by themselves and therefore they seem to come together to irritate me.
I don’t usually like these bright colors on her because her skin is so fair. Nicole Kidman usually picks a good color palette for this type of skin.
Fatima has it. She was actually wearing a pink dress with the red thing as an undershirt — which makes me think it must have been a jumper, which is wrong, but whatever — and then didn’t have time to either pull it up or take it off and so showed up like this, trying to convince us she MEANT TO DO IT LIKE THAT.
I, for one, do not believe.
Leaving aside that bizarre and hideous dress, Emma Stone looks like Jennifer Morrison in that top photo. I had never noticed the similarity in their features before.
I would love to hear what Jackie Burkhart, Mila’s character from “That 70′s Show” would say about Emma’s outfit.
It looks like she has 2 purses sewn onto the skirt… how handy!!
I can’t say strongly enough how much I hate her hair. The red sweater-top is too small and looks itchy. If she turned the skirt backwards she would have excellent lumbar support while seated. To improve: Remove red sweater, unfold hip flaps, extend, and deploy in a halter fashion around the neck. Et viola!
You know, with ANY different skirt, this would be fine. Hell, the sweater would look really cute with jeans! She wears that shade of tomato red very well. I just worry she’s getting too thin.
Why would you ever combine those colors together, ugh. Listen, peeps, Valentine’s Day does not suck because of the nauseating lovey-dovey-ness or because suddenly you’re surrounded by a million couples sucking face; it’s because V-Day has the WORST COLOR SCHEME EVER.
This pains me, because I really like Emma Stone. But ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. I’m sort of ambivelent about red and pink together (most of the time, I don’t like it, but sometimes, it just looks right), but this get-up is just hideous.
And the shoes! I know wearing nude shoes elongates your legs or whatever, but it’s really eerie that she managed to find a pair of shoes to match her skin color exactly.
I love, love, love this! It’s sleek with just a little pinch of volume on the skirt. + she wore gorgy nude heels and a bronze clutch. Love.
I’m all for colorblocking and kinda love this idea of red and pink together, but those skirt pouches are just a world of no and the shirt kinda looks like thermal long underwear.
so sue me, i like this. i think she looks cute, and the colors are punchy.
Who cares about the colors – the top’s all winter and the skirt’s all summer and the shoes don’t even belong with either one.
But those pouches look awful handy – say for a different pair of shoes, or lunch, or a rabbit, or lanyards, or something.
When I looked at the first picture there was a weird optical illusion that made me think one of her breasts was where it’s meant to be and the other one was sitting at waist height.
‘a little pinch of volume in the skirt?’ You mean the day packs velcroed to the front?? She had her phone, hair spray, lip gloss, and pup tent stowed for the weekend in those pockets! Plus they can inflate later if you need to make a quick escape!! (She’s the rep for ‘Stow and Go’ waist packs, they ‘Never Let You Down!’)
Her expression in the first pic pretty much sums up how I feel. Something like, “Maybe this looked better in my head than in real life.”
but the coulours are really great on her
I honestly have no problem with the outfit from the waist down and the neck up; I quite like the wacky skirt with the nude stilettos and the hair & makeup! BUT… What the hell is that satanic top doing mixed with the loveliness of Ms Stone? Send it back to Hell!!!
i like this look on her! this is straight off the runway, and i love it against her pale skin.
Now that you’ve said Emma’s skirt is licking Mila, I……….can’t………..unsee.
meh x 2
I’m ignoring the fact that that top and bottom should never the twain shall meet.
I kind of think she is wearing the skirt backwards. A sorta cute bustley peplum thing would make more sense, no?
looks to me like she’s got two high-fashion fanny packs on the front her skirt – yikes. No one should ever wear a fanny pack, EVER!
Without the pouffy stomach things, and adding a belt it… no never mind – it’s just so-so wrong.
I want to fuck this hot babe Emma Stone with my hard cock!