Let’s start at the bottom: Since wore this for a performance, and now she’s in slippers, I’m pretty sure Ashanti was just slipping into something more comfortable for the ride home. So I won’t ding her there.
HOWEVER. That still leaves us with much material. When it comes to fug, Ashanti is a land of plenty.
The hair is terrible, like a half-hearted addiction to year-old Rihanna. The top looks like she’s being felt up by a moron in oven mitts, and her pelvis looks like it just got a job as a cocktail waitress at Xanadu.
And there’s more.
It has elbow vents AND it is quilted for better absorbancy. Maybe Depends should ditch Lisa Rinna and get Ashanti to pimp some bladder-control bodysuits.
[Photos: Pacific Coast News]
Comments (49):
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! This so wrong. Ashanti is a cute girl but this unflattering thing makes her look so much larger than she really is. Her profile, hair and the lack of clothes made me think I’d misread and this was really Lil’ Kim. Come on, Ashanti, you don’t want to be mistaken for Lil’ Kim, do you?
I thought at first it was Janet Jackson!
Me too! I never knew she and Janet were twins.
Oh good, it’s not just me. Never noticed how much she looks like someone who is not her until these photos.
She’s gone from a vaginal sheath to a vaginal sling. My lady parts have sympathy pain from looking at what I am sure is an epic front wedgie.
My parts are definitely having sympathy pains… oi vey…
It looks like a river monster is attacking her crotch from behind with its tentacles.
Good to know that she’s clearly aiming for next year Fug Madness! YOU GO GIRL!
YIKES.
Oh my damn, she looks insane. Skipping off with an Easter basket in that Xanadu on crack ensemble? IN-SANE.
The scroll down and click was similar to recently re-watching Jeff Goldblum’s metamorphosis into The Fly.
It’s all Jar Jar Binks on her torso.
You are so right!
is it me or does she look like Janet Jackson in that 1st photo?
Yes!!
That’s what I thought too! But even Janet would say “Honey, NO!” to this outfit.
OHDEARGOD totally Jar Jar Binks. Can I unsee this? Actually, can I unsee this whole post?
Meesa gonna have to vomit now!
It’s bad enough wearing this outfit even if it makes you look great, but it’s tragic to wear this when it just does NOTHING for your figure.
I think this type of outfit is deliberate. It’s a cultural attitude. She doesn’t want to “look good” the way other people would.
love how it’s not even “just” a bodysuit, but also inching towards footie pajamas. If there were non-skid bottoms on the feet then she could skip the slippers altogether! #maybeIshouldn’tevensuggestthis
Oh Katie… you made me laugh so hard… I love your hash… You probably shouldn’t – - 2 weeks from now she’ll be wearing them… lol =) I seriously think she’s gunning for the 2013 Fug crown already…
The slippers are actually the most flattering part of the entire look.
How _could_ that be? And Yet! It most certainly is. Amen.
The worst part of that ensemble has GOT to be the Blackberry.
GIRL. IT IS 2012. AT LEAST GET YOUR HANDS ON A 3GS.
(And yes, I know WHY a celebrity would use a Blackberry nowadays. BUT STILL THERE AREN’T BETTER OPTIONS?!)
Have people(i.e., women like her, Rihanna, Lindsay, etc) gone and lost their minds?
Where ‘s the wit, the taste, the self perception? I know someone out there has it….
Is she even relevant at all?
Is it possible that looks better with stage lighting and undulating male dancers in banana hammocks?
Yes, but only because EVERYTHING looks better with undulating male dancers in banana hammocks.
She’s a shining example of why I despise the “ombre” hair fad.
hahaha!! Ashanti at least provides entertainment through the comments of the fuggers! Fug Madness 2013…front runner..
,,,wow. That actually makes her butt look flat. That takes talent!
I’m STILL exhausted by FugMadness 2012, and now we’re starting again? Have you no pity?
I am so confused by her. She’s such a beautiful woman, and she goes out…in this.
She had me with the slippers- I can’t not love her. I can tolerate this for being a part of a performance costume. It seems that the lady walking with her in the first photo is carrying her quilted black leather bloomers.
Oh, HELL NO!!! And to think that slippers are my favorite footwear…
God, i thought this was Velvet Rope-era Janet Jackson
I had no idea Ashanti had taken up trapeze! Is that who was swingin from the ceiling at Silver’s Magic circus! Shame on me!
And people criticize what we wore in the 80s? Even that peasant Krystle looked better than this (but not than I).
Heeeeeeee.
Is it bad that my first thought was “Ashanti is still performing?”. She knows how to reign Fug Supreme that one.
So unflattering, besides ugly. Her thigh looks like the size of my torso!
Fug Madness Winner 2013, for sure.
Please pass the eye-bleach!
How could you post this immediately after the Jessie J pink ocelot catsuit! It’s just too much back-to-back … we are only human and we can only handle so many catsuits in a 24-hour period!
…”felt up by a moron in oven mitts” HAHAHAHAHA Awesomesauce!
Looks like Snooki just changed the color of her faux tan.
She’s the most famous thing from my hometown.
Explains a lot about my hometown.
It’s not even a good costume. I don’t think she needs all the carbs in that basket in a great hurry.