Fugshion Week Cracked Out Deliciousness: Jeremy Scott and the Blonds


Yesterday, we went to both Jeremy Scott and the Blonds, which are two of my favorite shows at Fashion Week, because they are reliably nutty and totally fun. Neither of them take themselves seriously AT ALL, which leads to lots of wackiness and plenty of hooting and hollering, which is a lot more entertaining than everyone pretending that they’re really in love with Vera Wang’s depressive biker shorts or whatever. Let’s look!

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  1. Art Eclectic

    Just looking at the pictures I assumed this was the costume line-up for Katy Perry’s next tour.

  2. jocelyn

    What is on the ground behind the models? It looks like a giant flying motorcycle flashlight

  3. Sandra

    Uh, I don’t get it. I know that what goes down the runway isn’t what real people end up wearing, but I don’t see how any of this could be adapted, outside the aforementioned skating circles. And even if the skatie-girls and -boys are popping 20K for an Olympics costume, there just aren’t that many of them. What is the point of these garments?

    • Miranda

      The Blonds aren’t making things for retail. The point isn’t adaptation because these clothes aren’t meant to be ready-to-wear; they do almost all custom work, mostly for performers and celebrities (so all the Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj comments are spot-on). This show is literally just a show.

  4. Sarah L.

    That orange one totally made me think of Katniss’ costume (though not actually on fire, as it should be). But it would make one dangerous skating ensemble.

  5. Lina

    The rainbow union suit is making me laugh forever. The rainbow fur coat is kind of fabulous, if somewhat muppet-adjacent. And the crystal bodysuits — wow! Way to make hugging dangerous. *g*

  6. Stefanie

    I thought Sunriser was a unicorn! /sad

    I actually love the rainbow stripped one-sie. I would wear it with pride. (But probably only when my husband was working a night shift because he might make me sleep in the guest room if he caught me in that.)

    • Anissa

      Actually it’s Starlight and he wasn’t a pegasus or unicorn, but just a regular horse w/ a rainbow mane.

  7. Willow

    I just want to wear all of these. Just for a second, just so that I know what it feels like to be Katy Perry.

  8. anny

    “I want to own this, so I can vacuum in it.”

    Don’t you think the helmet would be a little uncomfortable?

  9. anny

    Was Nicki Minaj at the Jeremy Scott show? ‘Cause it must feel like a trip to her home planet.

    • Jessica

      Amazingly, I’m pretty sure all of these outfits are too boring for Nicki Minaj. Maybe if she wore three of them at a time.

  10. Sarah Winningham

    So she has a rainbow-maned regular horse:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRF5vpFpl0

  11. woe is me

    First thought was of how Katy Perry-ish a few of these were. And – I want that unicorn dress. BAD. I don’t think I’d ever wear it to school or anywhere but just. to. have.

  12. Bronwyn

    I don’t think number 4 is actually a onesie. At the yellow stripe in the middle you can see where the top ends. It’s still totally insane, but maybe a little less so?

    • hippetyhop

      Yup, it’s a foursie – hat, scarf, cardigan and pants. If it’s also cashmere I’m in.

  13. Dyanna

    Man-Corset’s pants are a little tight, I can see all of his …manmeat.

  14. G

    That thing is not only a a rainbow man-onesie, it’s a a rainbow man-onesie that is so incompetently sewn together that the stripes are mismatched in different ways in each part of the thing. Producing and showing something with pattern-matching that bad is too amateurish even for a high school home ec class.

    • Sara L.

      Actually, you can see that he is wearing a scarf, in the exact same stripe, that hangs down one side almost to the ankle, giving it the illusion of mismatched stripes. So it is actually a perfectly matching-ly striped rainbow man-onesie with a matching scarf. Make of that what you will.

    • glee

      Agreed that the quality of this garment is super-par. However, hate to disappoint y’all – it’s not a onesie. Just look closer at the model’s waste.

  15. ceecee

    There’s a lot of “the Enterprise crew gets some R & R on Crackalon 5″ about the Jeremy Scott stuff. At least one of the girls should be green.

  16. Katie

    I kind of want one of everything in the Jeremy Scott show.

  17. eee

    I love everything about this slideshow. EVERYTHING.

  18. Danni

    Cramazitudacy.

  19. Claire L

    Is the skirt in picture 2 iridescent? Because if it is…I WANT ( and maybe just a tad longer)

    There’s a Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo side of me that is loving the pants in #3

    #6 reminds me the streamers you put across doorways at college parties when you’ve found an extra $20 and realize that you have plenty of beer but no decorations….and for that, it makes me happy.

    I love/adore/would pet all the crystal works….. Geodes are SO in.

  20. Ellen

    So…I’m confused here. You attended Jeremy Scott’s show, you claim to enjoy his work, and yet you reliably pan his clothes when they appear on people in public (the music-note jumpsuits at the Superbowl, the teddy bear sneakers). What gives?

  21. Kyasarin

    Why are these people all dressing like they’re from the Capitol?

  22. Danielle Leong

    I kind want everything here. Especially the lightcycle.

  23. Veronica

    Oh c’mon, you know Lady Gaga’s going to be all over that rainbow shag coat at some point. I would put good money on it!

  24. vandalfan

    #20. Boob flames. ‘Nuff said.

  25. Shiitake

    The rainbow monkey fur ponco was delightful.

  26. Sajorina

    I would totally wear dress #6 to something formal & fun and piece of art #11 with a black skirt to a special event! And, I love the female model’s makeup at The Blonds’ show! Ooohhhh… I’m salivating!

  27. Nora

    I would love to see a figure skater in those crystal outfits but if they did that they better have their triple axles down. I have a feeling that falling in those outfits might hurt alot!