FugSlam


You guys! We have to keep an eye on Vanessa Hudgens! Remember the lace hip-huggers, and also the pants that had been attacked by a rabid beast? I hope she didn’t use her holiday break to slide into too much of a Groovy Hippie Coma. These things — fringe, say, or cut-offs — are really best in moderation, kids. Let’s take a look at what she wore over our hiatus….

[Photos: Flynet]

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  1. Annie E

    I’m scared.

  2. vandalfan

    I never realized how unflattering big, loose clothing can be. I’ll bet she doesn’t weigh 110 lbs. soaking wet, but these things make her look quite plump. Even with the horrid Daisey Dukes.

  3. Eliza Bennett

    That poor girl.

  4. Sandra

    Oh dear! Accessorizing with a douche-hat isn’t helping any either. To be fair, I don’t know if the boy is a nice guy or not. But that hat must be burned AT ONCE!

    • Jessica

      He is, to be fair, great on Switched at Birth. Not that that means anything neccessarily….

  5. Lina

    Awww, kids! No, really, I appreciate that she looks different from all the other young brunette starlets out there, and this is totally an age-appropriate phase for her to be going through. It might be unflattering, but it’s way more interesting than turning herself into a Barbie.

    • rvc

      Yep. While I wouldn’t touch anything she’s worn, she is a) committed, b) not full-on Boobs Legsly/Lady Gaga. I say have fun while you can and try to forget about your sartorial choices 10 years from now.

  6. thunderthighs

    To be fair, she’s dressing fairly similarly to all the young hip kids I see around Williamsburg and Bushwick. It’s very Urban Outfitters. It’s not a look I particularly like, but it is far preferable to bandage dress + nude platform pump generica.

  7. Willow

    that first outfit looks like she is exploding

  8. Dinsdale

    Did she pee herself in those last shorts? Good lord. She takes the hippie- boho-influenced dressing all the way into costume and fashion-victim land.

  9. Lisa

    For a gal with money, she works very hard to dress like an urchin.

  10. Crystal

    She knew you guys were going on break and went all unsupervised teenager on us. I love you, Heather and Jessica, but please, never go on hiatus ever again. Bad clothes happen when the Fug Girls go on vacation!

  11. Samina

    Does she normally employ a stylist? Because if there is someone she normally uses I bet that person is curled up in a corner crying. Every scrap, and I mean scrap, Vanessa is wearing is unflattering no matter if it fits her big or small.

  12. zackster

    Why are paps still taking pictures of her? No talent and no fashion sense either. Let’s ignore her, what do you say?

  13. Other Meredith

    I really, really wish she would pull out her wardrobe from HSM3. It was super cute, and it showed off how great her legs are. Sigh.

  14. jean

    There’s something about her that bugs and her clothes aren’t helping. She’s just so …expected. Her grown-out hair is an improvement. She needs to push past her “Disney starlet” skill level. It can be done. Ryan Gosling is proof.

  15. yeahandalso

    she needs another gay boyfriend stat!

  16. annie

    Nothing the least bit flattering or cute here.

  17. Adriana

    Holy crap! I just realized I saw them at the Miami airport on Sunday evening. They were behind us in the AA first class line. No wonder she kind of gave me the stink-eye; I kept staring at her in that “how do I know you way” and “where is your strangely chopped up hair if it is who I think it is”?

  18. Carrie

    I had no idea she was dating Wilkie from Switched at Birth. He is adorable. Well played, Hudgens.

  19. Cranky Old Batt

    I keep looking at these pictures of this potentially gorgeous young woman and keep thinking, “You’re not too bright, are you?”

  20. Coco

    I once saw a skanky dipshit wearing overalls in the post office. The point here is, they don’t really work as a cover up if one don’t wear a shirt or bra under them, so please, please be careful what you wish for, in terms of skanky cover-ups. Yes, I essentially saw bare breasts that day at the post office. I’m still traumatized by it.

  21. Molly

    I think she’s making a play for Fug Madness Champion … she might get passed the first two rounds with just this week’s outfits!

  22. funderpants

    Sooo…. SPAGHETTI STRAP HALTER OVERALLS?!?!?!?!

    The straps must be made of industrial grade steel cabling to hold up such a large amount of saggy baggy fabric.

  23. GingerLover

    So let me see if I have this straight. In the first photo she is wearing a top that would make Lolita either blush or vomit or both, stringy unwashed hair, a baseball cap, skank shorts, and a belt!?
    A tiny thin belt, but a belt none the less.
    Not only is the outfit hideous, but she managed to F*** it up totally. You do not wear a belt with Daisy Dukes/skank shorts!

  24. megan

    she needs nicole richie as a stylist she does this wayyyy better

  25. Sajorina

    First of all, EW! Secondly, NO!! And, third, she’s my frontrunner to win Fug Madness 2012!!!

  26. NYCGirl

    As a Mets fan, I think the Yankees hat is a perfect choice to top off that ensemble. ;D

  27. ChaChaHeels

    She just reminds me of 1970′s Linda Ronstadt, when she used to do things like wear boyscout uniforms and grungy overalls in concert.

  28. ChaChaHeels

    Forgot to include an example:

  29. ChaChaHeels

    Well, that didn’t work, so just copy and paste this and you’ll see what I mean:
    http://www.sing365.com:8080/music/Image.nsf/Linda-Ronstadt-photo/D2AD6CFE86E9047448256E1D0011252B

  30. Caroleena Stantonova

    I wish for her to remove said overalls. We are not allowed to feast on what is underneath? …BAH!

  31. Jo

    As someone posted earlier. This is sort of what the kids are wearing these days. Although hers could be improved a teeny bit.
    Also to be fair, the first outfit looks like she is at a festival (look at wristband), she probably is stinky hot (hence flowy top) and cant be screwed lining up for an hour for a shower (hence unwashed hair and bad cap).

  32. katherineN

    i think, deeply inside her, she always wanted to be like Snooki!

    please dont post more pics of that lady!!

  33. pinkcheese

    It looks like she tripped and fell into 2003, and dragged the boy with her.

  34. pinkcheese

    As for what the kids are wearing these days, I don’t see much of this (maybe it’s an east coast thing?) but class is back in session here in PAC 12 land, and I almost had an aneurism this morning when I saw one of our coeds walking by wearing a pair of sweater tights and a waist-length camisole. And nothing else. NOTHING!! As my coworker said, it looked like she’d forgotten an entire layer of clothing.

  35. regina

    Is that a thong bathingsuit under the overalls???

  36. Jodi

    I honestly think she looks adorable and age-appropriate and to that I say Thank GOODNESS!

  37. Hima

    She looks so much like Sarah Hyland (Haley from Modern Family) to me. And then I looked them both up and apparently they are friends! (I realize that there is no real reason to be excited about that). I do hope that friendship doesn’t cause Sarah to start making the same terrible terrible choices in denim.

  38. jennifer

    Skanky Dipshits is the name of Courtney Love’s new band. Not really but it sounded good, right???