You know, I often search for the right word to describe the way Justin Bieber’s styling makes him look. And with the blouse and the dropping trousers and double watches, and swoopfant (swoop + bouffant), I think I’ve finally settled on that word.

And it is: twerp.

Also, pro-tip, young sir:

You won’t have to walk around juggling your grapes all day if you would JUST WEAR YOUR PANTS ABOVE YOUR BUTT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]