Yes, Intern George, your instincts are correct.
The bronzer is too much. You are the color of cinnamon butter. Which we could have TOLD YOU, if you’d just SHOW UP TO WORK SOMETIMES.
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Comments (45):
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My thoughts exactly. Cinnamon butter and intern George combined are making me HUNGRY.
I have studied this photo, repeatedly, and I take no issue with (1) its subject (2) his presentation (3) any colors therein.
Besides, BESIDES, butter is delicious. <3
Back to studying …
MMMmmm, cinnamon butter! Want some NOW!
He looks very pretty otherwise. Constant pain can make one do untoward things.
I see no bronzer here – just lovely natural cinnamon butter.
Might I add, George’s expression is almost Presidential here?
Yours in Butter, Anne B
Count me firmly on the side of “I see no problem with any of this.”
Rowwwwwwrrrrrrrr.
Cinnamon butter. yum.
And for those of you that would like to join me in the gutter, am I the only one who sees a bit of a John Hamm thing going on in the the trouser area?
how come you guys call him Intern George? I think I missed something….
but cinnamon butter is soooooo yummy…
I also don’t see anything wrong with his coloring?
Also, mmmmm, cinnamon butter.
I want to shove this picture under the noses of teeny boppers and say “THIS! This is what a person of the male gender should look like, NOT Justin Bieber!” Then again, I just aged myself by using the phrase “teeny boppers”.
@deee – That’s not Hamm, that’s sausage! ba dum dum crash
Marnerz, when heather got married a few years back and left Jessica all along with the blog for a few days she (Jessica) needed an intern to help out. So she selected George. He is holding up well.
“Intern George” goes back a loooooong way. Maybe you can do a search. There used to be a section where Intern George would respond to spammy mail that the girls would get.
At least he’s not mango cinnamon. I actually think he looks quite delicious. Er, I mean quite internly handsome.
1) George covered in cinnamon butter = guh.
2) Yes, there is definitely something happening in his pants.
3) I miss the letters from Intern George. Maybe someday he’ll get his butt back from Italy and answer some more for us.
Id like to lick cinnamon butter off him.
is cinnamon butter actually a thing? I feel a bit deprived.
Great thread!
Between my fond memories of I.G. correspondence, seeing his cinnamanly goodness, and clever fuggers @Amber (kids today!) and @deee (gasp!) and @Jody (LOL) – I got nothing but love…
p.s. @Willow? this deprivation must end: 2 T butter, softened. 1/2 t. sugar, 1/2 t. cinnamon, mixed. add the cin/sugar to the butter to taste.
@Willow – yes cinnamon butter is actually a thing – here in Canada it’s made by Gaylea, but I’m sure Land-o-Lakes or some company like that has it too. It’s essentially whipped butter combined with cinnamon sugar so you know, you could make your own and put it on the substrate of your choice – including intern George, I suppose.
Cinnamon butter in the States is made by Land O Lakes. Mmm.
Nothing whatsoever wrong with a bit of manly natural glow. most likely obtained while doing manly things, in gloriously sunny Italy. He seems worried; perhpas he could use a relaxing massage…here, carissimo, let me help you…
If that is bronzer, it is the most expertly applied bronzer (evenly covering hands, neck, chest, plus no tell-tale suddenly-pale-scalp-line) in the history of bronzer application. Methinks it’s just a good tan. He’s been hanging out at the lake.
If this is bronzer, I’d like to know which one, since there is definitely no orange hues.
Team Jody for Post Of The Thread. Sausage! Tee hee hee!
You should end that post with “…Thanks, folks, I’ll be here all week, try the veal!”
c’mon girls, he’s just really tanned. he’s got a lake or something, it’s summer!
Kit Lang, I love you (in a totally not creepy way) for both your use of the word “substrate” and the suggestion that Intern George be that substrate. Yay word nerds!
I would also note there is no polter in that wang. No sireee.
speaking of intern george:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,783107,00.html
Happy Ending for Yvonne
Celebrity Runaway Cow Gains Her Freedom
Love Trap Featuring ‘George Clooney of Cattle’
During their hunt, Yvonne’s would-be rescuers had used a helicopter equipped with a heat-seeking camera, and had even resorted to deploying an attractive ox called Ernst to try to lure her out of the forest with amorous roars. She fled the helicopter and simply ignored what media dubbed the “George Clooney of cattle.” Even Waltraud, Yvonne’s sister, couldn’t attract her out of the woods.
Oh, George, why so petulant? Did the wall of photogs shout something rude?
I do wonder about his hair, actually. He’s always salt-and-pepper, but the amount of white in it varies greatly by what role he’s shooting. I wonder how close to natural it is here?
That is Lake Cuomo tan!
hahaha I love your wit. This is why I keep coming back for more fugliness!
Cinnamon butter…I suggest that it is no accident that you used a term to describe something yummy and lickable.
I think that his tan is fine…it takes a lot more than bronzer to mar the perfection of Intern George!
The crotch of his trousers is straining rather scrumptiously.
Bambi Anne Dear you got me scrolling back to the picture!
Hee. I think the Fug Girls are just annoyed he’s been playing hooky. I’m not sure I love a striped shirt with plaid. Something about that is bugging me. Otherwise, he’s rather dreamy.
Personally, I think it’s a nice natural tan, and given that he’s one of the few actors who doesn’t wear make-up while filming, the tan is incredibly useful to him looking nice onscreen. Cary Grant did the same thing. He made sure he was always tanned because he refused to wear makeup. I think you should do your homework next time
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@pinkcheese Thanks! I will take your non-creepy love in stride as a fellow nerd-word lovah.
There is just nothing NOTHING, that could have been a better start to my morning than this photo. Well, okay — maybe a promo shot of George with Gosling. Let’s work on that. But otherwise, he is 100% delicious and I choose to believe that his tan is natural, and without lines anywhere.
Thank you deeee! I came to say the same thing re Intern George’s lack of undergarments.
He swears he doesn’t even wear make up for films so I don’t know that he’s wearing bronzer for the film festival. I think it’s just his natural color.
I think he looks upset because somebody told him they spotted Stacy Kiebler worming her way thru the crowd.
He’s so darn pretty, I don’t care what color he is
He looks good…even when he doesn’t look good…he looks goooooood
Intern George always fills his suit pants well. That’s why we love him that extra bit. (with or with the butter!)