Golden Globes Afterfugty Carpet: Cameron Diaz


Well, Cameron is definitely FIT…

… but I can’t co-sign on this. The front of her dress is bunching so much that it bobs up and down like a roller-coaster for toddlers.

And that hair and makeup ages her ten years. I just… I can’t. What? No. Huh? Her hair is being processed by something, that’s for sure; just not by my brain.

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  1. Timberlina

    When I first glanced at this I thought it was Jessica Lange.

  2. Lindy

    Isn’t that dress a Stella McCartney? Because that would explain everything.

  3. Kathleen

    Oh dear. Someone does not appear to be aging well.

  4. Cora

    DEBORAH HARRY! Only taller.

  5. Mel

    Looks like Glenn Close’s head on Kate Winslet’s body, which I only think b/c the dress looks like the whorehouse version of the white-front-boob-panel dress that Winslet killed in.

  6. Dani

    Madonna arms. That is all.

    • I.K.

      I actually see nothing wrong with her arms, she is a woman and she has muscles, oh no! Besides, we’re talking about the clothes/hair/styling here.

      • anny

        We are talking about the clothes and styling: they are making her look all shoulders, no bosom, and lumpy in the middle, not to mention a bit dried out, tired, and older than her years.

        Which may have been what she intended and we’re all just not getting it. I don’t pretend to know.

  7. Joni

    Quite seriously, I thought it was Ellen Barkin. Who looks fabulous for her age. Cameron, for her age… not so much.

  8. LoriK

    So, it appears that she’s decided to work the Drunk Cougar look. She should definitely rethink that decision.

  9. linda

    Even her boobs look sad.

  10. Liz

    I thought this was Glen Close when I first saw this…

  11. PinkieBling

    Possibly the biggest “OH HONEY, NOOOOOO” of the year so far.

  12. mhorv4

    She kinda looks like one of those women who you see a few months after their divorce who have been working out too much and not eating enough. It’s not a good look. She’s usually so cute.

  13. KelseyA

    Is she auditioning for a role as Madonna circa 2000?

  14. Bella

    Oh, this is bad!

  15. val.

    Oh wow, this is sad. She needs darker hair (a golden blonde maybe) to start with. She needs to lose the teenager-esque pink frosty lipstick and go with a color more… mature.

    She also needs a bra!

    This look just isn’t working for her anymore.

  16. Anne B

    Hate the dress (though the longer hem is a qualified step forward, the rest of the thing squanders any couture capital she’d have earned from that). Hate the hair.

    Love the fact that, bad-makeup night or no, Cammie has had no obvious work done.

    • bessy

      sorry, she’s def had a nose job, and word on the street is that those boobs are new (hence the ‘free-balling’—what the heck is the female equivalent of that?!?!?)

  17. CJ

    You can work out 3 hours a day so your arms look super-toned and so you can still fit into a size 4, but if you don’t wear a bra….phhhht! All that time is for naught because nothing ages a woman like saggy boobs. And that hair isn’t helping.

  18. Claire L

    She is such a cute girl… What in the world is she doing here??? The hair is awful…and I think she subscribes to that outdated “lighter hair makes you look younger” thing. Tell that to Cruella De Ville.

  19. Big Noise

    At first glance, I thought the hair might be cute if a) it wasn’t in her face (as it usually is) and b) it were a different color. A longer look says nothing can save that over-processed mop.

  20. Travis Harrison Lafferty

    Sigh. I remember when I first saw ‘The Mask’ and Cameron was literally the prettiest girl I had ever seen. And now she’s taking hairstyling tips from Golden Girls reruns. Just SIGH.

    • Jolene

      Me, too, Travis. She was sublimely pretty in The Mask – I’d never seen anything to compare. This is just soooooo sad.

  21. Katty McNiley Ripley

    Magda from “There’s Something abot Mary” is looking good these days!

  22. Amanda

    Is it me or is she morphing into Glenn Close?

    • Claire L

      OMG! YES! Around her eyes. Not that Glenn Close is a bad thing…but I saw it too!

      • Kate

        Yes. She definitely is. Maybe this is rude, but I don’t think that she is aging well at all.

  23. Judith

    The indentation between one’s sternum and one’s breasts is NOT meant to be horizontal.

    Not on this planet, anyway…

  24. Tracy

    My first thought was Glenn Close as well. Also, the fit of this dress looks like it was made for someone 6 feet tall, hence the reason her boobs are smack in the middle of the cutouts and the hips of the dress is too low, making the fabric slide up to her actual hips.

  25. Nancy

    She looks deranged.

  26. Joyce

    WTF?

  27. Vodka Gimlet

    Remember how beautiful she was in the Mask? This is just sad.

  28. theotherjennifer

    just because you have an A cup does not mean you don’t need a bra…seriously. and she is like a Deborah Harry/Ellen Barkin/Madonna mashup.

  29. Cee Ba

    I’ve been wanting her to cut her hair for AGES, bcse I thought that long hair dragged her face down. I still think short hair is better for her, but the platinum color here just completely washes her out and ages her. I think if her hair were a buttery blond, and she’d done more than wear a little mascara (eyeliner, anyone?!), this cut would be kickass.

    • Claire L

      Her hair in Something about Mary has been my favorite cut on her. Sleek, just at the jaw-line, golden in color ( buttery like you said)

  30. Lauren

    The hair is too Glenn Close for my comfort level. TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. OMG

  31. Martha

    She looks like my sister-in-law’s RETIRED mother. To be fair, said mother is doing everything she can to look younger than she is, but still. Cameron’s face and hair here ages her about 20 years. NOT GOOD.

  32. T

    Her arms look amazing and I covet them. As for the dress, the hair and the makeup… Well… my mother told me if you can’t say something nice, say nothing at all.

  33. Donna

    Phyllis Diller (bless that broad)

  34. Evalyn

    Who ever let her go out like that should be docked a years wages. What a mess.

  35. G

    She does look very fit, but couldn’t she find a dress that fit?

  36. Moi

    She has an amazing body, but needs to learn to wear clothing that FITS. Also, I love the idea of a bob for her. Only, better cut and colored.

  37. Jessica

    The crazy thing is, I believe she had a (very small, tasteful) boob job, so I kind of can’t believe she didn’t go v-neck.

    I love a bob on Cameron, but this bob is….yes, Glenn Closian.

  38. megan

    not her best look.. I think she needs to re evaluate her styling now that she has past the fresh/ get away with almost nothing of youth.

  39. Mahastee

    I usually love her relaxed brand of style, but this is unflattering for her, and the hair is bad.

    I couldn’t give a crap how well she is or isn’t ageing, I’m sure she’ll bounce back and knock our socks off again soon. This is just bad styling, that’s all.

  40. esther

    argh. really really terrible styling. the dress is awful – colours, shape, fit, everything.

    her hair looks lifeless and bleached to death, that length does her no favours. i’m surprised and vindicated by how many people think the same as me: she really looked her best in “The Mask”, when she had pale, natural-looking skin and long, natural-looking golden-blonde hair.

    i’m all for fitness and i have no problem with muscular women, but…she just looked so much NICER and fresher without the gym-toned-to-within-an-inch-her-life thing going on.

    wasn’t it just a year ago she looked stunning with long sleek blonde hair in that incredible one shouldered silver and gold knee length dress and the red lipstick?

    i really think in terms of make up, she needs to emphasize lips or eyes always (or both) the all minimal look doesn’t really work.

  41. Emily MG

    The bodice of the dress would look so much better IF YOU WERE WEARING A BRA, CAMERON. Sheesh. Pack ‘em up. UP.

  42. liz

    when did she start with the meth amphetamine?

  43. Rubee

    Cameron looks bad. The dress is ill-fitting and it was cut for someone leaner than her- assuming such person exists. She needs stronger make-up. That hair would look bad on anyone not trying to mock Madonna in the “Vogue” video. It is questionable the fairness of comparing her to actresses who are older, but who same time have obviously undergone a lot of cosmetic work, but the reality is that I’m approaching 40 and my undone, makeup free face looks younger than hers. Her breasts are saggy, which is no surprise since she appears to have lost a lot of body fat. And the look in her eyes is so sad… She might not be over JT just yet and maybe the news of his engagement got to her… For me, she lost most of her sparkle after they broke up. And like many above, each time I watch The Mask of Something about Mary I find it hard to believe people keep praising her beauty and sexiness. She’s lost so much of both!

  44. newgyptian

    Is she fit or Madonnarexic? I think she’s lost a lot of weight very suddenly while simultaneously working out like a fool – both of which lead to oldface and scary muscle tone. I worry for her.

  45. Sajorina

    The dress is not bad, but it says juniors section to me! She should’ve worn a bra and some sparkly jewelry! And, even though I like her makeup, I can’t stand the unkempt platinum hair!

  46. Pandora

    If the fit were better and the lace absent? Then it would be a go. The lace just looks like a last minute idea that went horribly wrong.

  47. ChaChaHeels

    Oh, the dress IS bad. It makes her look mannish by making her shoulders look huge–that with highly defined arms makes her look like a version of Jude Law in drag. How to fix this? Straight hair in a more honey toned blonde colour, for one thing (she looks beautiful with a classic bob); dressier make-up (no teeny colours like frosty pink and pale blue anywhere–instead a rich classic red on the lips and an understated eye); and more classic cut clothing (BodyGlove clothes went out of style in the 80′s for a really good reason. I hate that half-wit designers are revisiting it now).

    I agree, she’s a gorgeous and fit girl who looks athletic and fun and she isn’t spending all her money and time on a plastic surgeon. This is just a bad turn.

  48. Anna Svahn

    Girlfriend is looking OLD. Hopefully we will see her looking younger soon.

  49. meme

    Whoa. Lady looks like a dude.

  50. AMS

    I almost hate to put my toe in, but I have to pipe up and say that I really like the dress – I love the color and the unusual line of the lace and think it’s very effective. I sure wish it were a size bigger and actually fit her. I also love the bob on her, but again, I sure wish it weren’t bleached to within an inch of its life. Alas, this is so typical with her; she perpetually comes THIS close to looking stunning and then veers off into insanity.

  51. chica

    She could play Rutger Hauer’s character in a re-make of Bladerunner…or she could just play Rutger Hauer in anything.

  52. MelissaW

    She needs a bra of some type ASAP and a new hairstyle. She’s known for having great bobs so what is upwith this? I hope it’s for a movie.

  53. Katie Bird

    Aw, Cam. The problem with looking 25 for 15 years is that one day that all catches up to you and BAM! 40.

    There really is no fountain of youth (barring Diane Lane and Andie MacDowell and a handful of other aliens).

  54. execproducer

    OH GWAD NO!!! WTF done happened here!!! Some makeup/wardrobe queen is cackling in the background here somewhere….

  55. vandalfan

    I though it was Sharon Stone, looking quite good, for a drunk old lady.

  56. gryt

    She looks weirdly like Kiristin Chenoweth.

  57. deee

    Honestly, I could drag her into Macy’s and find something better than this. At least she isn’t wearing shorts.

  58. tmiller676

    As someone who has always despised Ms. Diaz and her “I’m like kittens and sex rolled into one body–I’m AWESOME” vibe (she could have played herself in the movie “Young Adult”), I’m happy to see that age catches up to the best of them. Welcome to forty. Time to grow up.

    • Sajorina

      I don’t know about you, but Cameron’s problems are cosmetic & can be fixed! An ugly soul is forever…

    • Rubee

      Oh… It looks like your own ‘vibe’ could be summarized in only one word: ‘ENVY’… What if she’s been hot all this long? Does that makes her a bad person? There’s a long way from ‘;she looks bad’ to ‘despicable’ …As tmiller676 said, a good hair dresser, a couple of botox shots and a pint of ice cream will do the trick for Cam… But you, sister… you sound hopeless.

  59. Julia in Oz

    I feel bad for her. She is the same age as me, and it looks as though she is having trouble with the thought of turning 40 and has forgotten how to dress. She can do so much better. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you Cam.

  60. Cranky Old Batt

    WTF?

    She just totally forgot to do her hair, right?

  61. Emma

    She’s beginning to look like a male surfer.

  62. living in bham, al

    She looks like the woman in Ocean’s Thirteen who has to be much older right ???