When Thomas Jane popped up on TV last night, I must admit that I screamed at Heather, “OH MY GOD HEATHER HEATHER THOMAS JANE LOOK HEATHER LOOK AT WHAT THOMAS JANE IS WEARING LOOK:”
He’s straight out of Bonanza, you guys!
But don’t worry. I know what you really want to know. Is he wearing shoes? Behold:
Yes. And also every thing else in the world: a vest, a hat, a loudly patterned tie. And perhaps no underwear, given how…things seem to be hanging, not to be indelicate. Hey, maybe he looked in the mirror before he left the house and decided THAT would be the one thing he took off.
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NOT WITHOUT MY KIDS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I’m still waiting for Homeless Dad to come to theaters
The Mad Hatter strikes again…
I knew this would happen when I saw the hat on TV! And, OMG, who knew it came with a whole 3-piece suit and actual shoes? I’m amazed he looks at least human… Ridiculous, but human!
Why he almost looks appropriate (all things considered)
I can’t even.
Patricia Arquette is so much better off without him. Now if only she could find someone to pay her to see ghosts and solve crimes again!
Well his show was called Hung after all …
I shrieked when I saw the hat!! But yeah…… no.
he looks like a cleaned up old timey hobo, he just needs a stick with a bandanna to hold all his belongings.
Also yeah, put on underwear you’re making me blush
He has the most interesting face. Handsome and sleazy at the same time. I’d like to meet him.
Yeah, i can’t stop looking at the crotch.
Seriously. You guys pointed that out, and now I can’t stop looking at it. Yikes.
Poor Patricia from the looks of “things” she didn’t have (much) to look forward to at the end of the day
see I think he is getting less better looking (more fugly?)….weirder as well.
Oh, come on. He just looks like he wants to find his own Sundance Kid (because he, clearly, is Butch) and rob a train or something.
He seems so sexy and handsome in Hung. But he’s a big turnoff every time he goes to one of these shindigs.
Oh lord, this isn’t gonna be his new thing, is it? People were no longer giving him enough attention about the “no shoes” thing, so he had to come up with a new gimmick? Shoes on, but weird hats on as well? Someone please make him stop.
There used to be a time I thought he was hot, and not that bad an actor. I thought he was hot in “Deep Blue Sea”. He was okay in “The Punisher”. And then he started with this crap! Can’t even look at him anymore.
I saw him last night on TV and had my automatic “eww, toe shoe guy” reflex. But — shoes! Sadly, now I have a new “eww” reflex: dangly man parts. Ah, Thomas Jane, face it, I will never think you’re hot.
He looks like James Garner in his Maverick days.
Didn’t they shoot him in the last episode of Dallas?
I… still would. STOP JUDGING ME.
Umm, me too. I can’t lie. He looks especially hot in that first photo. I kind of hate myself for saying that.
Someone finally explained the him that “commando” didn’t mean barefoot.
Best. Hilarious.
Somewhere, there’s a hardscrabble Gold Rush town that’s missing its shiniest snake-oil salesman.
At least he’s wearing shoes this time.
If this was Daniel Day Lewis it would be awesome. You just can’t get away with this kind of crazy on the red carpet when you’re in a marginal HBO series about a penis.
When that cutaway shot of him came across the screen, my boyfriend and I looked at each other and wondered aloud if he was wearing shoes.
I knew you would have further information today. Thank you, ladies!
The first thing that came to my mind was “Is he wearing any shoes?” HAHAHAHA
PENIS. PEEEEENIS. And a waistcoat. I cant even.
Is this one of those things where if we get him into shoes he insists on wearing a hat also? I hate the hat, but I’ll tolerate it for the sake of the shoes.
Yeah, that was my problem with Hung (well, other than it was a massively stupid show): who in the world would ever believe that women would actually PAY to have it off with this freaky hippie/hobo? He probably didn’t wear these get-ups onscreen, but who could ever forget them once they’ve seen them? Jesus.
And put it away, dude. No one’s buying anymore. You’re no Fassbender, you know.
Well, that answered my question about if he’d start wearing shoes after Hung was canceled.
The trousers and undergarments need help if you can discern a man’s religion from a gander Down There.
If he weren’t an actor, I bet he’d be a hippie somewhere growing, like, mung beans or something.
You know, compared to the way he usually dresses, this is downright conventional and respectable. Please, Thomas Jane, take your shoes off so we can get some laughs again.