I suspect there’s some joke in here about how HER globes are…you know, something something something complimentary something, but suffice it to say: Salma is really so hot. When she and Antonio Banderas popped up during the awards ceremony, Heather and I were both kind of stuck dumb by her hotness. It really is mesmerizing. Her dress wasn’t too shabby, either.
Golden Globes Well Played, Salma Hayek
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Comments (30):
She’s definitely hot, but her girls are SO distracting, always on heightened display. She and Sofia Vergara should have a knockers-off.
BTW, was Antonio actually really mad at Ricky Gervais when he and Salma walked on, or fake mad, because I couldn’t tell the difference and it made for an awkward moment.
A knockers off! My coffee almost just came out of my nose.
He wasn’t really mad! He actually recited a poem in Spanish with his beautiful voice!
Salma is indeed hot, but I agree with Gigi that the girls were distracting. The top of the dress was so tight that it gave her the baby’s heads boob-thing and that is never good. I really wish women would stop doing that.
Also, I thought the heaviness of the top combined with the skirt in some way to be a bit stumpifying. I think the dress would have worked better on someone taller and Salma’s beauty would have been better enhanced by different proportions.
I thought if the bodice had just been longer, her boobs would have been covered a bit more and the dress would be more proportional.
You are right – if the bodice had been longer, like Madonna’s was, it would’ve been better. The too-shortness of this one emphasizes the boob squish even more.
This isn’t working for me at all — at least not with her hair loose and dragging the eye down. Granted, she was clearly using her hair to hide how much of her breasts the dress exposes, but that speaks to a problem with the dress, which I understand was custom-made for her. Awkward much? With her hair up, with another inch or so of fabric on the bodice (or else straps!), and with a floor length hem instead of the train, I think this would have worked out much better for her.
Exactly what I thought. When I saw her, I went “where is her neck?” And I think the whole dress makes her look even shorter than she is.
I liked this dress. It shows better in some shots than in others. If I had those breasts, this is how I would dress. Day or night. Work or couch-surfing. I am not kidding. Secondly, Antonio has had this hair for a while now. I think it’s designed to minimize baldness. I’m sure it’s very expensive, but it does age him I think.
Me, too-if I had Salma’s body, I would not own sweatpants or probably not t-shirts. I would only own tight dresses that flattered my amazing body in every way possible. And I highly doubt anyone in my life would mind.
Is this dress Valentino? If not… who is it by? It’s so beautiful and the color combo looks incredible on her.
She said Gucci on the red carpet.
I like this dress a lot. However, there was something about the lighting when these two presented that made the detail on her bodice look gunmetal gray/silver, and I spent the entire time they were presenting thinking, “Why is Salma mixing silver tones with gold earrings?”. I’m glad to see it was just a trick of the light, because this dress is amazing.
A lot of people complained about this dress, but I loved it!
I loved her dress! And I want her hair, is it real?
I love it, though the girls seem to be making a move to escape.
Yeah, the bodice totally looks like Geordi la Forge’s VISOR.
And i hate the skirt.
No no no. I cringed when I saw the boobage – where does one look?? Salma is a complete babe and IMO this dress does her no favours at all. Makes her super short looking, out of proportion, made her head look BIG!!! Still it’s a nice dress and still she is hot!
For the love of all that is good and holy. Why can’t she ever wear a dress that actually fits her boobs?? ARRRGHHHH!
She’s so beautiful! I’d like to be able to focus on her face!
I totally do not understand the suggestion that this dress doesn’t fit her. It fits her perfectly. Her boobs are smashed, mashed, or deprived of circulation, nor are they hoisted high up to her chin. They are well supported, and so round, so firm, so fully packed… but that’s how her boobs ARE. She wore a parade of more demure dresses while supporting Puss n’ Boots, but if she can’t bring out the Display Rack for a major awards show, then when? She looks AMAZING.
Her boobs are NOT smashed, mashed, or deprived of circulation.
Jeez.
dude. i felt the exact same way when they jumped to her and antonio on stage. holy $%&* that woman is STUNNINGLY beautiful.
impressive.
I love everything about how she looks! the hair, that face, that body & the dress. Salma is HOT!!!
YES! Loved this dress. It looks okay in photos, but it was SO pretty in motion…liquid shiny disco sexy gorgeousness.
She looks just fine. The ombre hair is a bit stark, but anyone who has boobs to show off should take a lesson here.
The dress is LOVELY! Salma looks GORGEOUS & SEXY! One of the BEST DRESSED of the night! And, OMG, Antonio is so handsome! FAB!!!
Salma is always so gorgeous. I’m not crazy about the dress and she’s still gorgeous. I own a pair of ta-ta’s about the same size as Salma’s but hers are just so fantastic. We’re the same age and mine are looking less fantastic by the day.
I want to like it, but I feel it makes her look shorter than she already is, and I’m not loving the vertical stripes on the skirt.
Of course the two of them (Antonia and Salma, not Salma’s boobs) are fabulous and I love that they get to be cats together.
Wonderful gown but the too-tightness bothers me in the skirt, not the bodice… almost can’t breathe out looking at her!
My goodness, that woman can really wear a gown. And I don’t even really like ombre hair in general, but hers looks great. Love it!