Well, there are two words I HAVE always wanted to see in conjunction with the name “Courtney Love.”
And they are: PIRATE WEDDING. Ahoy, mateys! The party favor is scurvy.
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Comments (34):
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Dear lawd–I think nipples are visible, too.
I guess it isn’t a pirate wedding without visible nipples, is it? That said, what is she DOING? Is there another album out? And when will she make another movie? She’s such a talented actor, I wish she worked more.
Areolas and sea chanteys… and a star to sail her by. This is the pirate way.
I actually really like the dress, I wish it were on somebody else and that whomever was wearing it had put on a bra
Is it just me, or is her lower leg, like from the knee down, sorta blue? And her foot looks swollen too. That just doesn’t look healthy.
(Hmmm, think she’s back on the sauce again). But if she had gone up just one size, worn a bra, and removed the train-like tiers of the skirt, I think I could love it. It’s all romantic and Gunnie Sax and all.
she.needs.to.STOP.
Good gracious. I checked out the “original” enlarged view to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me (they weren’t) and discovered something even more grotesque. She is covered with sweat. I’m not going to fug this one too hard, I think she is genuinely
scurvyill.She hasn’t got it laced up properly in front – it’s all wonky.
You’re right Ann, definitely not laced correctly. I’d hate to see her on Sports Day at school – shoes flying everywhere!
This is Vegas bride.
I actually like this one despite the piratical sweeper effect. If only she’d look as if she’s happy and healthy instead of out of it and sloppy.
What is wrong with her mouth? Can it be fixed,please?
Already making a strong run for Fug Madness.
her hair looks really nice.
“Gunnie Sax” – that brought back some happy memories, vandalfan. But I remember always having to wear a camisole/slip under mine, they were so sheer. Let’s be glad for that layer of ruffles on Court’s, otherwise her hoo-hoo would have been showing along with her nips.
everytime i see her, i wonder how much cash she has. same thing with lohan. that you can be that much of a hot mess for YEARS, walk carpets, go places, wear expensive things, all the while looking like you drag yourself to the brink of hell once a week…what does that take? it’s amazing to me.
From rocker to – what? what is she besides a nipped and tucked ( yeah, that’s really authentic ) ruined woman whose own child turns away…
is there no one who cares for her and can take her to a spiritual retreat? Or she could read her own grandmother’s excellent fiction and take note. (Paula Fox)
She looks awful.
It is interesting to see, thanks to our Case Study here, that IV1 *Excessive Unearned Money* + IV2 *Excessive Drug Use* winds up = DV *Nearly Normal Aging*. Holding the wackitude constant, the independent variables almost cancel each other out!
Just looking at her makes me tired!
Before I read the post, I immediately thought PIRATE HOOKER!
you have no taste whatsoever. this pucci is gorgeous and she’s the perfect woman to pull it of.
i kinda like it. I do get the pirate feel, though.
NASTY. I can almost smell her. I like the dress, but she is not helping the brand. The most disturbing thing to me, tho, is her swollen foot oozing out of that shoe. I think they might actually be a size too small.
The dress is fine; she is a rock star, after all, and an immensely talented lyricist, frontwoman, and actress. It’s a shame she thinks she needs to show the nips for attention. If only she’d ever had unconditional love in her life. Forget Paula Fox. Her neglect screwed up her daughter, and Linda Carrol’s criminal lack of parenting damaged Courtney horribly, one hopes not for life.
Apparently her date (boyfriend?) was refused admittance to the after party for inappropriate clothing. Yikes! http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/06/16/2011-06-16_courtney_love_performs_at_amfar_gala_dips_out_before_beau_jack_donoghue_gets_shu.html
I think Court Court was sober for a year or so when she gained weight and said she was cranky. Now, not so much. But for the stuff she’s gone through–the many plastic surgery disasters, the boob-sucking by a stranger, the deaths and law suits and copious drugged public appearances– she looks fab.
the lipstick, does no one notice the woman can not apply lipstick properly? she should only be allowed clear lip gloss. obviously she never learned to color in the lines. and the foot, very scary, like a dead person’s leg is attached to her. why? does she not look in the mirror before leaving the house and has zero friends who tell her the truth?
and are the people who like this serious, or trying to make sarcastic jokes?
Fug girls, love you, love your show! Thanks for today’s laugh!
Saw the foot and wondered if the lady has gout. The shoes might be cute if they were in the right size. The bluish tinge to her legs is something I can relate to as a fellow pale person with prominent non-varicose vein, so I’m giving a pass on that. The dress is meh. It makes me think of a slip for a fancy saloon performer. Bring the front down to knee length, and I might be able to get on board.
Wow, someone set the makeup nozzle to “full-on firehose.”
Guessed it! Both words!