“SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS LIKE, DAMN, YOU KNOW ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO MAKE CLOTHES? THEY’RE OKAY AND ALL, AND I RESPECT THEIR CREATIVE MAGIC, EXCEPT FOR HOW I COULD TOTALLY DO IT BETTER. I DESERVE THIS RUNWAY SHOW MORE THAN THEY DO BECAUSE I AM THE MOST MODEST DOPE PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. I’M SO HUMBLE, I’M LIKE A SHED IN A SEA OF MANSIONS, EXCEPT IT’S A REALLY TRICKED OUT SHED WITH A SWIMMING POOL AND A BAR AND A BIG-ASS TV AND THAT NFL PACKAGE. SO LOOK AT MY CLOTHES. THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOURS, ALTHOUGH I CAN’T TELL YOU THAT IN PUBLIC OR ELSE I’M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW SAD YOU ARE AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. CLOWNS DON’T CRY BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY. THEY CRY BECAUSE THEY HATE BEING CLOWNS, RIGHT? YEAH. YOU GET IT.”
