Iggy Azalea just got eliminated from Fug Madness, and she seems out to make you glad you had faith in her.
There’s something charming to me about the fact that she resisted the urge to go Full Hooch at the Kids’ Choice Awards — something lesser mortals often can’t do — and also that she treated it seriously, like an event that she was happy to be invited to, and for which it was worth pulling out something nice. This is so much better than anything she wore in the preceding year, and with a cute, swingy high pony to boot, rather than a ten-pound crown of braids. Am I nuts or is she even less dead-eyed than usual? APPLAUSE.
And then she rolled up to the iHeartRadio Music Awards last night in this:
I THINK the pants got infected by something that usually only grows in aquariums. Also they look like sweat-leggings she bought in an old Siegfried and Roy merchandise clearance sale, and of course the sheer shirt is… a sheer shirt. But lord help me, this isn’t as crackballs on her as it ought to be. I blame Fug Madness. I just wrote those first two matchups of the Elite Eight, and they were enough to make me lose faith in humankind, so I’m sure I’m grading on a curve for the rest of the day.
[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
