You guys! I just realized something:
While Lilo was running around driving her car into things, having her passport “stolen,” kicking around in jail, and blaming everyone else for all her problems, maybe she LITERALLY didn’t get the memo about the whole Leggings Are Not Pants thing. Because, you know, we couldn’t FIND her. Was she in jail? Was she speeding down PCH? Was she in the South of France pretending she wasn’t thinking about just staying there forever? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW? This explains so much. I actually feel better.
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She looks like KENNY ROGERS WITH NO BEARD.
ZZZZZaaaap!
Precision stee-rike!
Good Gawd!
Are we sure these are actually tights…this seems to be screeching the abomination that is UNITARD!
My thoughts exactly. And her underwear can be seen through it! I guess we can be glad she at least wore underwear…? Also, no bra. Undergarments are your friends, young starlets!
I think that is worse than leggings. I think THAT is a unitard. Am I wrong?
Great minds think alike! I’m pretty sure that a unitard. My phone, by the way, thinks unitard should be autocorrected to “intimate”. Do with that what you like.
I am legitimately concerned that this may be a spandex bodysuit. The top and leggings look to be the same material and color. Am I the only one seeing this? I hope I’m wrong, because that’s so much worse than just leggings.
I’m afraid that’s a bodysuit, and I mean that literally… I am VERY AFRAID
I agree! especially since it’s summer where I am…
That can’t be spandex.
Some one tell me it’s some newfangled, air-conditioned, anti-microbial material pilfered from the Olympics…
Fortunately she no longer holds the attention, nor has the influence (I hope, god I sincerely hope!) over teen girls to make the Unitard trendy. Because, well, it’s a Unitard. And, wow, she has stretched out that sucker out to an unnecessary sheerness. Let me also point out that she has to be commando in that thing – so there you go.
Aside from her questionable choice in pants, she also appears to display a split personality when it comes to choosing handbags. In one hand, she is pictured holding a rather elegant, expensive looking A-list worthy bag….in the other a bag so horrificly ugly it may even make make small children cry. Why????
She is starting to remind me of Liz Taylor … and not in a good way.
This woman looks like she’d be hella fun in the back room at Margie’s after the clown band goes through on the 4th. Assuming she’s a 60-something Iron Ranger. Wait …
Mercifully there seems to be evidence of a waist band near her hips, nixing the abomination of a unitard. You know, if her sheer black shirt was not sheer and was belted and came down past the camel toe, the clothing might be acceptable in public.
But her face, two shades lighter than her neck, with those artificial Chipmunk Cheeks, is sad-making.
It looks like she also might be gaining a bit of weight back – we can hope she’s getting healthy again.
Now she’s not just a hot mess but a bloated hot mess. Poor kid.
Make that: poor woman.
Whether that’s leggings or a unitard, if it’s semi-sheer it has to be treated as tights, not pants. Actually, it should not be treated as pants, regardless, but the sheerness just makes it so much worse. A shirt and tights is a start, not an OUTFIT.
I’m definitely starting to find it more and more uncomfortable to see LiLo on GFY – it’s like when Britney had her meltdown and went from being ‘entertainingly cracked out’ to being ‘for reals totally not well’. There’s no way a sane and rational person would leave the house looking like this.
It’s not my job to ascribe mental illness to somebody, though — especially somebody who is not in rehab, did not recently go to rehab, has been insured to work on a movie, and above all, insists she is fine and has never had any problems. It’s not on me to decide who’s got Serious Problems and who doesn’t, and there’s a point at which we have to throw up our hands and say, “You know what? Fine. If that’s STILL your line then I am going to take your word for it. Game on.”
+1, heather.
There is such a thing as piling on.
Fair call, Heather – we can only take her at her word! OK, I shall set aside my qualms and look at her outfit with ‘you are healthy and yet you chose to wear this’ eyes. Which is terrifying.
she’s a fucking mess, and has been for years now. And CUT THAT HAIR! It’s TOO LONG.
As someone pointed out in the comments to the last LFug post, this isn’t fun anymore. Or it’s about as fun as kicking a puppy.
We can’t control who’s out and about, sadly. Not much content to be had these days. Also, as I said two comments above, if she’s going to insist repeatedly that she’s fine, then there’s a point at which I have no choice but to take her at face value. Maybe she DOES just have really terrible taste.
You always have a choice.
I see your point, Heather, but am with Jacq on this – watching her makes me uncomfortable. The paps need to ignore her for a while, the way they did with Heidi and Spencer.
I disagree. She is a spoiled brat, who insists she is right, is never at fault for any of her antics, and walks around thinking she is better than everyone.
Kick her as hard you want!
OH, HELL NO!!! This is unacceptable! Please, Lindsay, look at your life, look at your choices…
Her face and her chest are two disturbingly unnatural shades.
Everyone has said everything about her tights (what is her aversion to pants? She either goes out in tights or without pants at all), so let me say: I’m very happy her hair is back to red, but her extension are WAY too long.
They are so tight, you can see right through them! Theyre naked pants!
She’s in an airport in these photos, right? Leaving town the day after getting questioned by the police about a robbery at a party she attended? Not suspicious at all.
Her skin colour is like 5 different shades!
I can’t wait for the book 50 SHADES OF TANOREXIA.
It’s got to be better than that 50-whateveritis that’s been going around this summer!
Definitely a unitard. Just when we thought things couldn’t get any worse.
I definitely see strangled fat at waist- level as usually caused by a too tight band. So it is not a unitard, but a hideous lycra two pieces with the top tucked into the tights. Complemented by an equally tight black shirt and a misterious piece of string hanging from it. Sadly, it doesn’t improve the situation. She looks really bad.
Sometimes I think same way all rejuvenation techniques Demi Moore resorted to went to their head, this poor girl thinks that by looking twenty unkept years older than she really is will make her more emotionally mature.
she looks happy, healthy and nice. like a real fun girl friend. just ditch the leotard!
Seriously? Maybe one of those girlfriends who are briefly “fun” until you realize they are actually “crazy as shit.”
Guys, may we please take a deep breath here? Heather is not bashing anyone for their life choices, addicitons or personal failures……..just their sense of what is and is not appropriate to wear outside the home, and doing so in a light-hearted, non-offensive manner. Long may GFY continue.
+1. The Fugs have always been very good about criticizing only what people wear. And it’s so very easy to unintentionally cross the line into ragging on people for who they are or what they do. It’s hard not to do, and the girls have never went there.
If we must go strictly by the outfits, I’d say the photos featured here are populated 90% by the unhinged.
Really? because just the other day there was the nasty and unnecessary comment about Gwyneth’s husband. Today’s post on Chad Michael Murry didn’t seem exactly all about the fashion.
Aj– It’s nice of you to defend the “poor” celebrities, but there is nothing untoward, unseemly or unfair in any of these posts. If you can’t lighten up, maybe you should find a different fashion Web site to read. The self-righteousness is misplaced here.
I don’t think anybody accused GFY of bashing anybody – I certainly didn’t, anyway.
Disturbing!
Is that a fishing lure on that chain?
Yup. Unitard. HOW WILL SHE PEE?
Did you click on that link? That website is genius. I hope to subscribe to their newsletter so that each and every week, I will receive an email reminding me that tights are not pants.
Lindsay will get you and your little dog too!
Hermes shoudl sue..never have i seen a Birkin look so cheap (if that is indeed a Birkin)
I actually thought this was a photo of Fergie, the British one. Oh dear.
I second that! That has to be Fergie (The Dutchess, not the Pea)!
Thirded!
So the argument is: if a public figure doesn´t want to publicly acknowlegde that they have mental health/ drug addiction problems, it´s OK to make fun of them? Nice.
Boy george? with a wig.
If you had not identified her I would NEVER have guess this was Lilo! What’s with the double chin? I she on cortisone shots? Why is her face all white? Maybe she’s going to do Lady Godiva next with that hair.