This is the part where I say something really nice about Parks & Recreation, and how hilarious and must-see it’s been this season, to cushion the blow of what’s to come.

This is a catastrophe, girl. Or, as Rob Lowe’s character would say, “The fit is truly despicable and more than ANYTHING else in the ENTIRE WORLD it LITERALLY makes me want to rip out my soul and put it out of its misery.”