MELANIA: The Donald?
DONALD: YES.
MELANIA: I’m concerned that our alien overlords didn’t sufficiently conceal our inhuman origins tonight.
DONALD: WE ARE THE BEST ALIENS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS.
MELANIA: But it’s a SECRET. We’re supposed to be passing as humans. Remember? We’re so close to being able to steal You Know What so that we can bring it back to Planet Kzaaqqarrekassaaaaa11sdet7^ad!21s&6((000+=1wzy and live in our natural lizard forms. ACT EXTRA HUMAN TONIGHT.
DONALD: OH HONEY PLEASE. ANYONE WHO’S SEEN MY HAIR HAS ALREADY GUESSED OUR SECRET.
MELANIA: You may have a point.
Comments (52):
He literally is a Klingon.
is that his try at “smell the fart” acting?
Hahahahaha!
I. Want.Her. Shoes.
Now.
This is the first picture I can remember seeing of her that made her look like exactly the sort of woman who would be married to Donal Trump.
That is not a compliment.
Great point. I see it too.
At least she’s not bottle blonde. Yet.
She’s certainly bottle orange, though.
I myself thought she resembled Ivana quite a bit here!
I can totally see these two starring in a sitcom about a couple of lizard-like aliens who take over the bodies of a socially prominent New York couple while they try to locate the You Know What and bring it back to Planet Kzaaqqarrekassaaaaa11sdet7^ad!21s&6((000+=1wzy . Wackiness ensues.
why do they always look homicidal? it’s a party, people! parties are fun! smile!
He’s a terminal mope, and Melania hasn’t been able to move her face for years
An insult to aliens. And lizards. Ugh.
I was reading this at work and your dialogue made me bust out laughing while there was a meeting of investors going on in the boardroom right next to my office. They definitely heard me and the talking in the boardroom paused. All of this is to say that if I lose my job, I’m blaming it on you, Fug Girls, but also that it will have been worth it.
Anyways: those two (Mel and The Donald) are ridiculous in the extreme. And perfect for each other.
Trump’s wife looks like a high priced call girl. The people who were given their clothes by the designers can’t really be blamed if they ended looking stupid, but Mrs. Donald has no excuse. I assume that she actually bought that tacky dress and those tacky shoes. Why? Dear God, why?
She’s morphing into Ivana. I’m scared.
What in the world happened to Melania? She looks horrible.
Eeek. I accidentally blew up the photo when I went back to look at it. Her surgeon has lots of splaining to do.
Evil brain-sucking aliens is exactly what they look like.
Ivana may have had as much taste as an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, but at least she seemed like FUN.
I never thought Valentino could be the runner up to tannest man in the room.
Godthoseshoulderpads!
(.. sigh. this picture made me wonder, is Melania related to the Gabor family ?
and, I know this sounds mean-spirited, but I’m convinced The Donald could even awaken a tinge of snobbery in Mother Theresa. ugh–)
There’s a tanning mom joke in here somewhere but I can’t find it.
Why are they that colour? Turns out money *can’t* buy everything after all. (This makes me feel better about not having any!)
Oompa loompa doompity doo
The question is when haven’t Trump and and his spouse du jour not been fug ?
ewww is all I can muster for these two!
I had the (dis) pleasure of meeting the Donald back in his Ivana days. Even then his hair looked like wisps of cotton candy covered in orange shellac.
Melania looks like an extra from the Fifth Element and the Donald is grimacing like he just pooped in his pants.
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Hail, visitors from Planet Squinty. I hear Greece is on sale…
Don’t even joke about the extraterrestrial lizards thing. You’re freaking out all the people on the Internet who really believe in that.
wow this is bad. They look like caricatures of them selves! I would hate/ love to see melania in 20 years time.
Also that skin tone on both of them is not helping.
What is her name? Melanoma?
Melania’s name is only two letters removed from “Megalania,” which is an extinct monitor lizard that grew to over 20 feet long.
Just sayin.’
The above comments were among the funniest I have ever read on GFY. Good job FUg Nation!
They look like wax figures of themselves! It’s a Tussauds conspiracy! I bet they are on a beach somewhere drinking Mai Tais and some poor Met intern had to move these body doubles around all night.
I agree with you on the funny, corriner! REALLY wish there were a “J’adore” option built into the comments….
Well, you know what they say… over time partners morph into each other! In the Trump case Melania’s mother noticed how similar her daughter looked to Donald Trump and made sure Melania would meet and marry Donald Trump.
What has the Donald done to Melania? I swear she’s looking more and more like Ivana every time I see her. And I love The Don’s grumpy old man face, I can almost hear him sayin ‘Where’s my slippers?!’
words that come to mind are: Sophia Loren orange doppelganger! hand over those shoes betch!
Why are they so orange?? Trump especially – he looks like he’s wearing a mask.
Her shoes are great though, I will give her that.
Deez be two TACKY AZZ Bishes!
Their eyes look mean and dead at the same time. How do they do that?
Too funny!
Does he have size 5 shoes? Coz that would explain a lot.
Yup, the Donald has hisself some dainty feet (yes, that does explain a lot). But that doesn’t excuse the fact that his skin color and his hair (?) color are the same. It reminds me of that old informercial about how to cover up bald spot (by spray painting it black).
I so cannot imagine Donald Trump saying “Oh Honey Please.” Hilarious!
Where do these orange people come from and can we send them all back and make sure the gate stays locked this time so they quit escaping?
i saw this man’s hair in public once–from across the room, at a charity benefit. I noticed that the lights were reflecting on this strange orange halo of hair before I noticed anything else, and that, indeed, that hair was attached to a person. The hair was actually neon, translucent, and reflective, all at once. A miracle from another world.
O, my God! What has she done to her face? Trump has her so insecure that she went ahead and had plastic surgery long before she needed it. I;m very unnerved by it!
What a creepy looking couple – they deserve each other!
She looks scary. I thought she was a whole lot younger than him? When did she age 30 years? Yikes.
she’s looking to punch her exit visa, shall we start a pool or countdown clock?
Who was it that called The Donald a “mango-lacquered television ailment?”
THIS photo is hilarious!