Do you even need to see the rest of this?
I think the combination of push-up bra, dog collar, and vacant teen egocentrism says it all. But if you’re curious:
She turns eighteen next year, so what’s the estimate on when she and Marilyn Manson will announce that they’re soulmates? Taylor Momsen Manson has such an adorable ring to it, and the mash-up couple name “Momson” would be neatly gross.
