So, Lauren Pope here is on this show called The Only Way Is Essex, which I have never seen, because it’s a British reality show, but from what I understand, it’s like a British version of The Hills only, I presume, trashier? I wouldn’t normally presume that it’s trashier, except….well:
So many it’s more like the British Jersey Shore? After all, Lauren Conrad and Speidi were a lot of things, but there’s one thing you can say about them, and that’s that they were never required by the laws of decency to use boob tape to affix a table runner to their ass in hopes of pretending it was a dress.
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