5 photos in galleryScrew flying cars or hoverboards: When it was 1982, or 1992, or even maybe 2002, I’m sure we all assumed that in the grand and distant year of 2012, the mayor of New York would be kissing a lady whose bejeweled cranial satellite probably gets nice NFL Sunday Ticket reception. Welcome to the future.
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It’s New Year’s Eve, Mayor Bloomberg. You’re a g–damned billionaire. Dress up. Come on. An American flag sweater and schlumpy black jeans. You’d think he was in Texas somewhere. If New Yorkers aspire to one kind of fashion on New Year’s eve, it is not southern casual.
As for Gaga, hate the silvery thing, but call me crazy, I love the black cat suit and the craziness of the cranial globe as if we are about to drop her head on New Year’s eve instead of the mirrored ball. In that outfit, she’s kind of winking at us. Well done, I say.
I think Bloomberg’s pants are actually navy corduroys, which is even worse. A friend of mine works for him, I might have to make a call to find out exactly how this happened (this = Gaga AND the hideous outfit). I’m so glad I missed this on NYE, because I probably would have thrown a hissy fit at the bar and freaked out the other patrons.
In every picture, his facial expression seems to be saying “how did becoming mayor of this city bring me to this point?”
As for her outfits, they’re both her usual insanity.
OMG, everything about that is so hideous. His outfit, the fact that it was brought to us by NIVEA?!?!?!
I spent my NYE at a goth club here in Houston and it was an awful, awful time. Looking at these photos, I should have stayed home, smoked weed, and watched this. Sigh.
Whatever. I refuse to let her costumes/gimmicks distract me from seeing that her “talent” is average at best; she tries so hard that I actually feel embarrassed for her.
I like her outfits, he is the offender here. Seriously, he is wearing lazy Sunday afternoon wear.
Without the crazy-ho-slit and satellite dish headgear, I’d probably like the silver. But WTF is Bloomberg wearing? Why?! He looks so senile.
Not Catwoman, but, yo, harken back to those incredible B movies- this is straight from Terror from the Year 5000 – http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-t/terror_from_year_5000_poster_02.jpg
Absolutely! LOL!
A Hideous She-Thing! That kind of says it all. Awesome.
My husband and I only caught a glimpse of her on the NYE special — they were showing live feeds of NYT here in Boston — and he goes “who the hell is THAT?!” I said “Probably Lady Gaga.” He says, “Are you sure?”
Darling husband, who ON EARTH ELSE would it be?!!
Grace Jones.
Give Grace Jones more credit than that
I thought she looked like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs
!!!!!!
This!
The silver outfit, coupled with the facial expressions, is saying “Bette Midler” to me. I’m not sure that’s a good thing or if she’s going to come shank me for the blasphemy.
“One of these things is not like the other; one of these things doesn’t belong.Can you tell which thing is not like the others, before I finish my song ?”
Without the dumb headgear, the silver thing as well as the lumpy catsuit would have been just fine, sufficiently attention getting and fashionable. It’s the things she ensconces around her visage that spoil all her efforts for me. Does she think she’s disfigured? Malformed up there somehow? I assume she just hates her face, with all the Artful attempts to distract us. And I’m sure her face is perfectly normal.
Him I mistook for Andy Williams at Branson.
Seriously, I thought she was Ginger Rogers come to life, or Zsa Zsa or somebody else at three times Gaga’s age. She couldn’t see, or she was drunk or something, so her movements were slow like a old broad’s. No thanks.
I actually quite like the silver gown, it is interesting and flattering.
Old dude Bloomberg looks seriously underdressed next to Gaga.
Ha! Loved the Family Feud crack. Got me snorting with laughter.
I’m irrationally irritated with Bloomberg’s outfit. How did this happen? I mean, his staff knew in advance he would be sharing a stage with Lady Gaga, right? And yet, they let him out of the house looking like he was about to celebrate the Fourth of July in some cool environ.
He had no tuxedos to wear? No classic suits, a la George Clooney? I guess it was laundry day in his house.
Exactly.
I’d say this is Vintage Gaga. Seriously, the sparkle dresses and head wear were so 2009. What’s next, back to no pants?
Anyone see the movie SLEEPER, or the ST:ENTERPRISE episode where Trip gets pregnant just by touching something shiny? The future is indeed here – survey says “You’re Pregnant Mr Mayor with the Little Monster Gagaesque!”
I just love that you made any kind of ST reference.
I don’t understand why she doesn’t use those weird structures she likes to add to her clothes for some useful purpose. Why does she have to go to the trouble of holding a microphone in her hand when she has a giant frame over her head that could be a mic stand?
I like the silver dress because I love silver and shiny and sparkly things, but it doesn’t look well constructed/sewn! Plus, compared to the head cage & the black version of JLo’s nude bodysuit, that dress is GREAT!!! By the way, what was she thinking? I was in Manhattan just a month ago at it was freaking cold… He may look ridiculous with that sweater, but the Mayor had the right idea by putting it on in that weather!
GFY Heather, see you at your table in hell! I hope there are cool beverages!
I remember as a kid, reading some lame, outdated school books about what the future would be like.
The kid in me is pleased.
We don’t have flying pod cars or moon colonies, but at least we have Lady Gaga…
She never disappoints.
I was glad to see the cray-cray Gaga. There for a while it seemed she was edging toward “normal” and I just couldn’t handle that.
I don’t expect anything less from Gaga, in many respects, she matched the occasion, with her gowns and costumes and masks. But Bloomberg is making me sick. Let’s just say he looks like he sold the rights to New Year’s Eve to NiveaCorp for some “much needed” cash to line his coffers, then changed into something to lounge around in because the shill took a lot out of him.
But you missed a Fraggle Rock joke – the first thing that crossed my mind when she started her performance draped in the fabric was “OMG, it’s Madame Trash Heap from the Fraggles!”