When we randomly talked to Vanessa Hudgens, at Fashion Week she was super friendly and bubbly, which is really rare because people are often so focused on giving Safe Answers and Sticking to Talking Points and other yada-yada that media coaches tell people. So it pains me to call this the worst outfit we saw the whole time we were in New York, but… we cannot tell a lie.

YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. EVERYONE IS BETTER THAN THIS. NINETY PERCENT OF 1970s WALLPAPER IS BETTER THAN THIS. LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL.

Thank you. That needed to be said. We left that little nugget out of our biannual Fashion Week wrap-up slideshow — sometimes it’s not kosher to be that shouty on someone else’s web site — but we did put in a bunch of other superlatives for the week, including why we love Alexa Joel now. Pop over to The Cut and check it out!