Globes: beige. SAGs: beige. Oscars: beige.
I guess if consistency was key, Kristen Wiig would be the Keymaster, and her spirit would end up in Rick Moranis’s body at some point. If he suddenly refuses to leave the house in anything that isn’t the color of clammy flesh, we’ll know he’s been possessed. In the meantime, could somebody please drop off a color wheel at Kristen’s house? Even some of those free paint chips at Home Depot would be fine. The pubic tulle is not enough to overcome her allergy to the spectrum. Unless Roy G. Biv stole all her money and slept with her best friend, it just doesn’t make any sense.
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