Project Fugway


Thank you, Heidi Klum:

The next time someone asks me what my problem is with jumpsuits, I’m just going to direct them to this.

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Comments (57):

  1. DanerKebab

    Pregnant?

  2. emmie

    Um, I can’t believe her family let her OUT like that.

  3. thatlilmouse

    Wow, I didn’t know it was possible for her to look that bad. Aufedersein

  4. k

    The crotch on that thing is somewhere down around her knees. And I don’t think it’s because she’s too short for it.

    AND it’s mud colored. Fail.

  5. bambi_beth

    I have no words for how awful this is.

    Luckily Seal is right there to be a palate cleanser. Yum. Like sherbet.

  6. Lisa

    At least Seal looks hot.

  7. Lynnette

    Hey, now. She could have a prolapsed uterus swinging between her knees that requires a thigh-long crotch. Try to be sensitive.

  8. Angela De Felice

    Okay, if SHE can’t pull it off…

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  9. Anne B

    Jumpsuit? “JUMPSUIT”?

    Try “baby onesie for adults”.

    To which I say: Me no wike dat. :(

  10. Breenah

    I really thought she could never look bad. Thank you for proving me wrong.

  11. Grinch

    Wow… Who knew that Dr. Seuss was designing clothes for supermodels.

  12. Jill

    OMG. There are no words to describe this.

  13. Hansengirl1168

    She is wholly Fug, which is an unforgiveable shame given what’s she’s starting with. On the other hand, that picture is still worth about a cool million. Helllloooooooo, Seal! Good golly, he’s yummy!

  14. jennifer

    i don’t feel so bad now.

  15. Sandy

    Wow, simply wow!

  16. Kat

    I’ve never seen this combo before… overalls and hammer pants? Yikes. And sorry, Seal’s man purse (which I just typed as pan murse, I kid you not) really kills it for me.

  17. L

    Well if Heidi can’t pull it off, then nobody can.
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  18. Sharon gerhard

    It’s nice to know that she can look like the rest of us.

  19. Faye

    Thank you for this post — I intend to bookmark it and show it to anyone who argues that my burning hatred of jumpsuits is unwarranted (there have been a few, and I’m not usually an argumentative person, but jumpsuits are a sore spot with me. Also overalls.). When an article of clothing makes Heidi Klum look thick around the middle, you know it’ s a Bad Idea.

    If she wanted a comfy, shlumpy-ish look, why not just wear khakis and a t-shirt? Yeesh.

  20. Becky

    It’s hard to believe this is the same person that wore the electric vag spandex with sky high blue pumps just the other day-this looks like a sausage casing!!!

  21. val.

    I really need a picture of this from the front so that I can see where the crotch is. Surely it’s not as low as this pic makes it look, right? Right?

  22. Bee

    It looks as if the child is trying to walk with dad instead of mutti. Can’t blame the kid.

  23. Bridget

    What jumpsuit? I can’t take my eyes off of Seal.

  24. Softwear

    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. It’s all I can manage. If your hubby is that hot – girl you gotta get it together. Not one woman they passed that day resisted thinking: yep. I could steal him from her.

  25. Softwear

    It’s not a man-purse, it’s a satchel. City types wear them – usually because they are not driving around all day, they’re walking/bussing/taxiing all day. In Seal’s case, it’s because he has four kids and Heidi’s ego and who knows when you might need a little storage.

  26. rob

    As Kors would say “That crotch is INSANE!”

  27. TonyG

    This suit is not even fair to jumpsuits. I mean, really, these are PJ’s with the exit chute for when nature calls.

  28. Aki

    Her kids are wearing Crocs.

  29. Milaxx

    Oh Klumiester, bad colored, ill fitting jumpsuit, yellow glasses and roots showing? Thatsa wholelotta fug.

  30. vandalfan

    Yes, totally Dr. Seussian.

  31. Chicklet

    Much like Mockolate-chip cookies are what evil tastes like, this jumpsuit is what evil LOOKS like.

  32. BigNoise

    Is that a tattoo on the inside of her right arm?

  33. Lana

    Why, oh why, does she hates her own crotch?

  34. Kirsten

    Is that even Heidi Klum? It doesn’t look anything like her. And Seal looks great from the waist up only – I know it’s just the angle the photo’s been take from, but it looks like he is knock-kneed and lady-hipped.

  35. linda

    it confuses me

  36. Blanche

    Her outfit is sportily color-coordinated. Heidi Klum is my new favorite Telletubby.

  37. Blanche

    Her Teletubby name is…Mip mip? Blurg? Faloola Loo? Hi-eeklooma? There oughtta be a Teletubby name engine around these here internets somewhere…

  38. Kyasarin

    Yeah, that thing has all the sex appeal of plain oatmeal. If Heidi can’t pull it off, no one can.

    But, as someone wisely pointed out, at least Seal looks hot.

  39. Kristan

    Are you sure that’s Heidi Klum and not just a nanny?

  40. Embee

    Her sunglasses match her cuffs. ‘Nuf said.

  41. Sajorina

    WRECKITUDE!!!

  42. bravoerunway

    OUCH…..I don’t know why she’d pick something like this….

  43. Gesci

    This looks like what you wear under the horse costume when you’re the ass. No, Heidi. NO.

  44. buttercup

    Unless she’s birthing her fifth child at that very moment, WTF? Who needs that much crotch room?

  45. BeeDreams

    She totally would let this shit fly if it came down the runway during a “hemp” challenge for PR. Why the hell is she wearing it?

    Also- her kids are wearing crocs yes but kids can get away with it :) Lucky break.

  46. BeeDreams

    Obviously in my above post, I meant to write WOULDN’T let this shit fly… Whoopsie.

  47. Ann

    The pant legs are rolled up, the crotch is at her knees. Just who is this supposed to fit? That’s not a rhetorical question…I really want to know!

  48. Bambi Anne Dear

    That low slung crotch is unforgiveable. If you can forgive the jumpsuit.

  49. Bambi Anne Dear

    That’s Seal behind her? I though it was just some random hunky gay guy.

  50. jean

    How is everyone missing the GORGEOUS unfugged man behind her? Focus women focus! He’s even working the man jewelry and he has a HUGE camera with him for family photos.
    My apologies! Bridget is focusing. She has her priorities straight.

  51. Robin

    Ugh I am so mad wtih jumpsuits/rompers right now. Half the time when I am out shopping, I pick up something and think “Oh, what a cute summer dress.” But no. It is a ROMPER. And then I try it on, just for masochisms sake, and I cry.

  52. Vanessa

    Wait, is it not okay for my kids to wear Crocs?

  53. Izzy

    Never thought she looked good. If I was one of those contestants on her project RUNWAY I slap her face with this photo when she gives her review and cuts the contestant off the show..Take that , Hideous Heidy.

  54. Izzy

    and …yes…Please stop calling Seal gorgeous..he is ugly…it is just the hooplah that has been created about thos couple..bet nobody thought he is “gorgeous” 10-15 years ago…sure if Seal sells crap at Wallmart you will not call him “gorgeous”…yakes

  55. Shelfafterlife

    Ack! Is she going to paint a house? Gross!

  56. Caroleena Stantonova

    Pregnant? Yeh, with misery. The crotch of that jumpsuit is at mid-thigh level.

  57. fugmerunningupahill

    I never realized that Seal had childbearing hips.