All hail our once and future queen:

The sign of a true sartoralist artist is coordinating the paper-bag-gathered waistline of your hippie skirt with an actual paper bag IN YOUR HAND.

Also, now she has a weapon in case she decides she needs to defend the honor of the hippie-chic everywhere. Please don’t crack that bottle open over my head, Vanessa. Does it improve matters if I tell you that I actually wish this outfit were worse? No? Fine. See you tomorrow.