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Tyraly Played, Tyra

Aug 24, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
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Apparently I should’ve watched GMA today, because Miss Tyra was so animated she was practically a cartoon. There is never a dull moment with Ty Ty Baby, and I say that with love.

[Photos: Splash]

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Eva Fugcille

Jul 26, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am

So, it’s the weirdest thing — NBC’s big “all-star” TCAs party had almost no attendees I had ever seen before, and I say this as somebody who writes a blog often featuring people of marginal renown who walk the red carpet in various venues. I know Amy Poehler is shooting a movie, but where was Ron Swanson? Christina Applegate? Will Arnett and Maya Rudolph? Some John Krasinski to soothe our apprehension about The Office now that Catherine Tate has hijacked it? Hell, even Whitney Cummings wasn’t on the red carpet, and although I’m fine with that, you’d think her show could use the boost.

What was left? Why, Ms. Eva “Pigford” Marcille:

And even she isn’t 100 percent committed. Although those pants might GET her committed, in a wholly different way.

She changed up her act for a later shindig:

I have one picture in my hands

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Crazy Stupid Fug

Sep 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

At least Analeigh Tipton is having FUN?

This face says, “YES! I may have thrown this kind of cute blazer from Forever 21 over this kind of weird dress that’s kind of a bra-and-skirt combo held together by lace and now I look kind of like I lost a bet BUT! I am in a movie with Adam Brody and he’s STILL CUTE. TAKE THAT, TYRA!”

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America’s Next Fug Model

Aug 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Toccara Jones here is one of my favorite past ANTM contestants:

And according to Wikipedia, she is about to star in (or is currently starring in) season 2 of DONALD TRUMP PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE MERGER, which is both a mouthful and a television show in which The Donald picks 12 dudes for a lady to date — like The Bachelorette plus The Apprentice, I guess.  Last season — its first — the Lady in Question was (of course) Omarosa (because Trump seriously loves him some Omarosa, which I find kind of entertaining, actually) and APPARENTLY, she got down to the final dude and found out HE WAS STILL MARRIED. I can not believe I missed this, is what I’m saying.  And I think the fact that the masterminds at Trump Inc who cast this show missed the fact that someone was  STILL MARRIED goes a LONG way toward explaining why Tocarra is out and about wearing a cape:  she may come upon some unfortunate news and have to fly away to safety at any moment.

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Modelfug

Aug 15, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

MS TYRA BANKS:

I was going to say that I thought we already DID the Year of the Jumpsuit, and then I realized that a) this might not technically be a jumpsuit and b) you also wore one last time we saw you, so it’s clearly Year of the Jumpsuit 2: Jumpsuit’s Revenge. And that c) let’s be honest, I can’t wait to read your YA novel (which I just noticed that Amazon is packing with ours as a special deal, which…is awesome), as well as d) I appreciate that your outfit is the exact same color scheme as my beloved giant Caboodle circa 1989, in which I stored such important items as metallic peach Wet N Wild lip gloss, aqua-colored mascara, and a purloined copy of Hollywood Wives, from which I learned many disturbing facts about life. Ergo: please carry on in good health.

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Eva “Marcille” Pigfugd

Aug 12, 2011 By Heather AT 7:00 am

I can’t believe I missed this last week.

There are pieces of cool here: I see potential in the shoulder area, and there might have been SOMETHING on the skirt if it didn’t have those saggy hip pockets. But that’s not illusion netting; that’s delusion netting. Might as well just stick your torso in some panty-hose and call it clothes. Parenthetically, how hilarious is it that Eva — whose hair has never quite worked ever since Tyra chopped it off and bleached it those eons ago — is now hosting Oxygen’s hair battle show? The first challenge should be her head.

 

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