Everyone says the NBA Draft is usually the worst-dressed night in pro sports. I was expecting insanity, and what I got was… some bow ties, rogue sleeves, a couple jackets that don’t close… That’s not NBA-level crazy; that’s barbershop quartet tomfoolery. Which is not to say that it was a parade of glory, but seriously, what happened? Did some enemy of fun step in and try to tone down the madness? BOO, sir or madam. BOO.
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Dear Vogue,
I complain about you all the time. But shirtless Ryan Lochte really makes up for a lot.
Thanks for once,
Jessica
PS: Hope Solo and Serena Williams look nice too, even if pictures of people running are always a little awkward. I’d say more but I keep getting really, really distracted. Oh, Olympics. You can’t be here soon enough.
Kelly Holmes here is a British middle distance runner who overcame serious depression to win not one, but TWO gold medals in Athens. When she was 34. So she is awesome:
And this is at the premiere of a movie about the British women’s sprint relay team, so it’s apt that she’s in attendance. When I first saw this, I thought the train was made of fur — and I’ll never get over the fact that it isn’t, frankly. But that doesn’t mean I don’t still want to see how it looks when she runs in it. Yeah, it’ll really ruin her time, but but she’ll look AWESOME.
If this were a scene out of a Will Smith movie, he’d make that exact expression and be all, “What’s all that racket, y’all?” and then probably break the fourth wall and… I don’t know, come out with a song called, “Racketology,” and then try to put his face on some tennis shirts. … Shoot, now I kind of hope he makes that movie.
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