Technically, they’re not all little black dresses — some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren’t little, and one of them isn’t a dress. So let’s revise: Basically, it seems like a lot of people have worn black in the last two days. Might as well herd them.
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Have you been wondering what Florence Welch is doing on-stage lately? Yes/no/maybe? Well, regardless of which one you circle before you pass back the note, I will let you know, because I am here for you.
The answer is: fewer caftans, more pseudo-shin hair, and a full-body fishnet — like she’s a FRAGIIIIIILE leg lamp that skipped a date with the waxer.
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I thought about slapping “Fug or Fab” on this, but then I ate breakfast and my blood sugar returned to normal.
It’s just a weird equation: graceful skirt + fabric groin mustache + Frederick’s of Hollywood + an old VHS tape that her dog ate. And they just don’t prepare us in school for that kind of math.
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This weekend was the Producer’s Guild Awards.
Also known as the First Annual Shailene Woodley Memorial Please Don’t Make Me Wear Spanx AGAIN This Weekend My God I Just Want to Eat a Roll at One of These Things Like a Normal Person Awards.
Is Candy Crush what I play when I can't sleep, or is playing Candy Crush the REASON I can't sleep? -H
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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”
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