Hey, remember Isabel Lucas? She kind of fell off the face of the earth — I assumed this was because she decided she hated being an actor and in the public eye and chose instead to live a life of quiet solitude and gardening, or something.
Turns out she was just REALLY busy making that headpiece.
I really, really like Aubrey Plaza. She is so cute and snide on Parks and Rec — and how can you deny the pleasures of Janet Snakehole? That is some undeniable awesomeness right there. So thumbs up to Aubrey. But, as cute and unusual as it is to see her smiling, I’m not sure if I can give the same thumb to this outfit:
My thought it that this might be one of those things that looks amazing in person, and kind of like depressing wedding gift wrapping paper in photos.
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In case you’re wondering how to bounce back from THE WORST JUMPSUIT IN THE WORLD:
This dress seems like a pretty good place to start.
This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica Szhor with vague excuses as to why I needed to pat her hips, just because it’s so fascinatingly tactile. Like, “Oh, Jessica, I think you sat in some lint,” or “Oh, don’t mind me, I think the sparkles in your dress are magnetically attracted to my bracelet. Oooh, your skirt feels weird!” or “Do you mind if I just scrub out the inside of this pot with your hem? Won’t be a sec!”
But here’s the other thing: When I saw this picture in thumbnail form, I thought Vanessa From Brooklyn here was BAI LING, and our girl Bai has literally twenty years on Jessica Szhor. I think the takeaway from that — for us all, truly — is: be careful what you do with your bangs, and never match your cracked out clodhopper shoes exactly to your outfit. MAKE A NOTE, FUG NATION.
Well Played, Michelle Williams
I suspect some of you will disagree with me here, but I love this. Let’s take a close look.
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