Fug File: Oscars

Oscars Fug Carpet: Judy Greer


I enjoy Judy Greer in pretty much everything she’s ever done.

Except for this. She looks like a meditation-through-art therapist at a senior center who threw this on at the last minute, because she forgot about Clyde and Mary-Mae’s special Valentine’s Week nursing home production of Rent.

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Oscar Weekend Fugs and Fabs: Ginnifer Goodwin


Insert my usual whinging about how she never smiles ever — THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOOT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE SERVING SAD ANGEL REALNESS – and add to it a comment that her makeup artist has possibly lost her mind:

And then make a note that I love this dress deeply and it might be one of my favorite items she’s ever worn.

I wish I could say the same for the ensemble she wore to the Chanel dinner over the weekend. BUT:

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Oscars Well Played: Jane Fonda


I just realized that Jane Fonda is wearing, on her dress, the garment version of Heidi Klum’s jewelry.

However, Jane Fonda looks classy and elegant and frankly totally bangin’, whereas Heidi looked like a gilded boob clown. Game, set, and match to the legacy.

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Oscars Well Played, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens


I kind of love these two as friends. They always look like they’re having fun together. I just hope that Demi Lovato isn’t feeling left out, wherever she is.

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Oscars Well Played: Fan Bingbing


This Marchesa is the one that a little girl sitting next to us at Fashion Week SQUEALED over during the show. And in fact, when we wrote up that show, I said ,”I would love for someone to wear this to an awards show, just… to DO it.” So THANK YOU, Bingbing. You have fulfilled a lot of people’s inner-girl dreams.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: White Gowns


And this doesn’t even include the ones we’ve already covered — Kim Kardashian, Charlize, Jennifer Lawrence (well, her back, anyway). It was a bridal kind of night, albeit in some cases (okay, really mainly one), slightly more Hussy Bridal than is usual.

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