8 photos in galleryI love how Emmy Rossum looks so much that I want to prescribe it to everyone. Here you go, Michelle Dockery. Carey Mulligan, take this and call me in the morning. Jennifer Aniston, I’m giving you two refills. At least.
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Critics Choice Television Awards Fugs and Fabs: Brights and Sparklies
Jun 11, 2013 AT 11:00 am
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34Met Ball Well Played: Maggie Gyllenhaal
I know the dog collar feels like something of a paltry ode to costume punk.
But you know what? This is great on her, and yes, I say that even knowing she’s got a little sideboob poking out. Maggie looks sexy and confident in it, which is a refreshing change for her lately, and the pixie cut is utterly perfect with it. Maybe she’s getting lucky and I’m just too exhausted from everybody else to raise a strenuous objection, or maybe I’m grading on a curve based on her last couple outfits. But I’m going to stand by myself here. And then maybe give myself a shoulder rub, because damn, those suckers are starting to burn.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Calvin Klein, Met Ball, red, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Fug Upon A Time
I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following: ”WHAT? NO.”
I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.
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Fug file: Fugs, jumpsuit, red, Jennifer Morrison
Oscars Fug Carpet: Mena Suvari
Last year, Mena Suvari infamously wore the bird flu to the Oscar parties, and not only was she Fug Nation’s worst dressed, but Jessica and I put her on People magazine’s worst list too.
This year it’s like she said, “Screw it. I’m not even taking off my robe to get dressed.”
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Oscars, red, Mena Suvari
Fugstle
I’m confused.
Is she at the Miss Jumpsuit America 2013 pageant?
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