Done differently, this could’ve been a cool look.
Done thusly, it feels a bit smugly cooler-than-thou for a lady whose sliced shortie tie has its tail tucked into her fairly unflattering trousers. Dawn Draper you are not, m’dear.
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Fug File: suits
Fug or Fab or Unfug: Juliette Binoche
At first I thought I’d misread the caption and that this was actually going to turn out to be Juliette Lewis.
That being said, I… don’t know. On Juliette Lewis, I’d be like, “Huh. Okay.” On SWINTON I’d be like, “You complete me.” On Ryan Gosling, I’d probably write some piece where in Intern George gets all squiffy inside. But I’m not sure this electric blue suit works ion every context — like, for instance, on Boobs Legsly, or Emma Roberts, or Cameron Diaz, or Jennifer Aniston — and so I can’t decide if it works in this one. Part of the problem is the hair. It appears to have been glued on in patches. Tell me: Would hair alone and better makeup turn this into a knockout punch? Or is the suit just sparring pointlessly with her? Would it at least make for a more fun fight if the shirt underneath was a little sexier? Work your magic, Fug Nation. Work it hard.
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Fug file: Fug or Fab, Unfug It Up, blue, suits, Juliette Binoche
Reese Fuggerspoon
Lately Reese Witherspoon seems to be rejecting her hot, still-young Hollywood self in favor of dressing like a 46-year old Avon sales leader.
And I would be really happy for her if she WERE a 46-year old Avon sales leader, but she’s not. She’s Reese freaking Witherspoon. And the bra and the lace aren’t fooling anyone — this suit is barely designed, badly fitted, and centered around trousers that are decidedly middle-aged (and even then, probably lying about their age by about a decade). I know you’re a type-A overachiever and all, Reese, but please don’t feel you need to excel quite so much at being old. You’ll get there eventually. In the meantime, you should enjoy your legs while they last. Or at LEAST let them enjoy themselves, and I guarantee you these pants are ruining all their fun. Hell, they are ruining mine, and I’m not even doing anything.
Fug file: Fugs, suits, Reese Witherspoon
The Valentino "not Anne's dress" clarification underscores for me that the one AH DID reject is even LESS similar to Seyfried's than NK's -H
Fuggifer Morrison
I don’t care where the backdrop says she is.
Jennifer Morrison is clearly off to her first day on the job at this wicked new company called CompuServe.
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