3 photos in galleryThis might be the worst jumpsuit the world has ever seen and if you don’t think Kristen Stewart just landed herself a very high seed for Fug Madness, you are unclear on the inner-workings of the fabric of our very universe.
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Fug File: Twilight
Fugs, Fabs, and Hilarious: Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, and Nikki Reed
6 photos in galleryIn which Kellan Lutz is basically just hilarious. Albeit very possibly unintentionally.
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Fug file: Photos, Twilight, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed
Fugs and Fines: The Fannings
5 photos in galleryDid you know Dakota is brunette now? DID YOU KNOW THAT ELLE IS CRAZY NOW?
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Fuglight: Fugging Fug, Part Fug
I am going to write this entire post without mentioning that stupid summer scandal, because you know what, I’m tired of it. Besides, Kristen wisely gave us so much to discuss. In sum: If anyone out there saw this dress and thought, “Huh, I wonder what the Fug Girls will think of this,” then IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW US AND OUR CAPS-LOCK KEYS AT ALL. But we do at least get to discuss her smile, her hair, and some hilarious classes. There IS a silver lining. It’s just not underneath this dress.
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Fug the Poster: Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2
In which we learn it’s impossible to take a picture of three people running toward camera without them looking super weird and awkward. But not as super weird and awkward as a poster of Kristen Stewart and R Pattz canoodling given the uncertainty of their Epic Love, so CONGRATULATIONS, Lionsgate and Summit! PS: I have NO IDEA who that dude is behind R Pattz, and I’ve seen all the movies. He looks vaguely like Colin Farrell, so I’ve decided that some time last summer, Colin Farrell and Michael Sheen got wicked drunk together and Sheen convinced Farrell to take a minor yet pivotal role in the final Twilight movie, and his part as — from what I can tell from his costume — a feral Seattle DJ really just took on a life of its own. I mean, listen: they have about twenty minutes of book-action left to cover in this movie, so you know they had to make up about 75% of the plot. Why NOT Colin Farrell as DJ Chaz MountainMan, a wily human who totally seduces Edward with his smooth mash-ups of olde timey 1930s love songs and the latest house music?
Or, you know, maybe it’s Jackson Rathbone and his wig is just REALLY EXTRA TERRIBLE in this one. Either works for me.
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A 2012 Fugtrospective: The Year Kellan Lutz Became Hilarious
So, as heartthrobs go, I never really was able to go there with Kellan Lutz. I maybe used to call him Kellan Yutz. I might even have used “Klutz” to name the folder into which I saved all these photos. But then a funny thing happened: Kellan Lutz grew facial hair and became amazing. Intentionally or not — and I suspect not — it gave him this undeniable aura of hilarious mischief. So between that, the amazeballsificence of his Essential Homme cover (you’ll soon see), and his absolutely intentional self-parodying awesomeness on 30 Rock, I am now a staunch believer that the right comedic role would put me on Team Lutz forever. As it is, I’m considering volunteering to be the water girl.
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