It fell to Kaley Cuoco to host the Teen Choice Awards, and in the grand tradition of emcees everywhere, she wore several different outfits. Tragically, as I did not watch the Teen Choice Awards because I am old and crotchety and also I had to keep up with Big Brother, I have no idea what the heck was going on for most of these. Yes, that’s right, I’m brazenly Fugging Without Context. Don’t try this at home.
