Well, it is midsummer. And presumably the UK Batman premiere was at least in the evening. But this is less a dream for me than a nightmare:
Even Titania would be like, “Honey, no. You are not a bag of pot pourri.”
Supposedly this sucker also has a keyhole back:
And something of a keyhole side. I don’t know. It looks LESS dumpy from this angle, but it also looks more precarious. But when you are this girl, and you have her slim body, wouldn’t you want to work it and flaunt it like crazy? The old Adam Sandler Gap girl sketch on SNL was not always a font of wisdom, but sometimes just cinching it is the way to go. Or tailoring it. Or… saying no and moving onto something more flattering. There’s a thought.
[Photos: Getty, WENN]
