Tiger Fugds

May 3, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

JON BON JOVI: HA haaaaaa.

TIGER WOODS: Heh. Heh-heh.

DAVID COOK: YEEAAAAAAAH.

JBJ: Hilarious, man.

TIGER: Yeah! Uh, what is?

DAVID: I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M HERE BUT I AM SO GLAD I CAME!

JBJ: Good joke, Tiger, man. CLASSIC.

TIGER: … Did I say anything?

DAVID: BANANAS! WOULD BE DELICIOUS RIGHT NOW BUT IT ALSO APPLIES TO THIS SITUATION!!!

JBJ: LOVE the balls it takes to be outed as a total womanizer, and then show up at an event WEARING a woman’s blouse from 1984. You have mad stones, Woods.

TIGER: I… do? Uh, I mean, I do. I DO. HAR.

JBJ: You look like David Silver. Who I believe WAS a woman’s blouse from 1984.

TIGER: A 90210 reference from Jon Bon Jovi feels misplaced.

DAVID: NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE EVER BEEN FUNNIER!!!!!

TIGER: I’m pretty sure I’m not inviting you guys next year.

[Photo: Getty]

 

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Comments (29):

  1. 12:03 pm on 05/03/12
    Libby
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    JBJ does not age!

    • 12:12 pm on 05/03/12
      neiges
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      And man did I have a crush on him when I was 14…
      And he is still wearing the same clothes!

    • 12:12 pm on 05/03/12
      hfree
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      Fact: JBJ is the most beautiful person I have ever seen in real life. I’m not even that into his music or movies, but I was mesmerized by him. So handsome.

  2. 12:11 pm on 05/03/12
    Karen
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    WHOA. I made the mistake of opening up that photo to its full resolution and now I think I’ve given myself a brain tumor from staring at that shirt.

    Also: JBJ’s teeth do not look real that close up.

    • 12:28 pm on 05/03/12
      Cranky Old Batt
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      Of course I had to do it, too. EYEARGH! That’s herringbone on acid.

      And caps on JBJ’s teeth for sure.

    • 12:57 pm on 05/03/12
      Eliza Bennett
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      How could anybody have sexual relations with someone who wears a shirt stolen from the Golden Girls resortwear line? Arghh.

  3. 12:31 pm on 05/03/12
    Stefanie
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    Im pretty sure the high res photo is causing me to have a seizure.

  4. 12:50 pm on 05/03/12
    Jill
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    This has got to be one of the most random trio of guys. Tiger’s shirt is ug-leeeee! And Jon still looks as hot as ever. Normally just a leather vest would seem silly but not on him. Also, I want to know what the hell was so damn hilarious…..

  5. 12:54 pm on 05/03/12
    Eliza Bennett
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    So funny.

  6. 1:10 pm on 05/03/12
    Lynne
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    Um, yeah. That shirt is… wow. Can someone tell me who the hell David Cook is? Also, did he do that to his hair on purpose?

    I’m concerned that Jon doesn’t age and may possibly be a vampire. I’m also concerned that he’s been wearing that leather vest since 1990 holy mother of god, what must it smell like?

    • 1:49 pm on 05/03/12
      Miz H
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      Laughing at the smelly vest comment.

      David Cook was the winner of American Idol season 7.

  7. 1:16 pm on 05/03/12
    Lina
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    Never mind that this is the exact same outfit JBJ wears to EVERY SINGLE APPEARANCE. Cook, meanwhile, looks like a cartoon of himself. Something’s off there.

  8. 1:51 pm on 05/03/12
    deee
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    As my teenagers would say, “Awk sauce”.

  9. 1:54 pm on 05/03/12
    themis
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    That David Cook guy has Beavis’ profile, for real.

  10. 2:09 pm on 05/03/12
    Sajorina
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    1) JBJ is HOT! I love him & he looks AMAZING!
    2) Tiger is disgusting & his stupid shirt is giving me a headache!
    3) David’s expression is priceless!
    4) The dialogue is HILARIOUS! Bravo, Heather!

  11. 7:11 pm on 05/03/12
    tarasaurusrex
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    I saw all the comments that were basically saying the full size pic of Tiger’s shirt caused them to experience seizures, and I was all skeptical until I clicked, and holy balls what an optical NIGHTMARE.

    Sometimes I see pieces of clothing and wonder who, in the world, said “YES, let’s spend time and money to make this.”

  12. 7:12 pm on 05/03/12
    tarasaurusrex
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    Also David Cook I love you but please do something with your hair. Every time I look at you I think you haven’t showered since the last summer olympics and that’s not a good look, babe.

  13. 7:19 pm on 05/03/12
    Amanda
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    I believe I speak for all of Fug Nation when I say that photos of JBJ are always, always welcome.

  14. 7:34 pm on 05/03/12
    Wordphreak
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    Douche bag times three.

  15. 10:25 pm on 05/03/12
    Bambi Anne Dear
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    Who is David Cook? I thought it was Kellan Lutz with appalling hair.

  16. 8:39 am on 05/04/12
    maryse
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    ha! JBJ apparently can do no wrong. any other 40+ year old celebrity showing up wearing nothing but a leather vest would be so mocked right now. maybe it’s because we were all in love with him when we were 14 (or 18). heh.

  17. 8:43 am on 05/04/12
    Ms.A
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    A little bit gay. Just sayin.

  18. 11:26 am on 05/04/12
    SaraK
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    I though until about halfway through that they were laughing at the shirt’s arrow pointing right at the, er, business area of Tiger. Of course, a lady-blouse with an arrow pointing down is even better/worse. Aren’t golfers supposed to wear plaid? That would be an improvement.

  19. 11:39 am on 05/04/12
    katkin74
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    My word for the day is “BANANAS!” – preferrably shouted like HBC would do it.

  20. 2:52 pm on 05/04/12
    TonyG
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    I love Tiger’s shirt! Does that make me gay…oh, wait, I am. Still, I love Tiger’s shirt! :D

  21. 8:56 am on 05/08/12
    Lily1214
    0

    Let’s move on . . .