And so it is: The Earth rotates, Diet Coke tastes delicious, Intern George blows off work, and Edie Falco looks pretty at an awards show.
In fact, the only shocker was that she didn’t win — isn’t it written into law in this nation that she takes home every statuette for which she’s nominated? Is Congress going to have to shut down for three days while everyone takes smelling salts and tries to figure out how to blame The Other Guys for this?